‘people probably found like a Ministry album and that’s why it failed- it was long, slow and difficult’.
Yeah…it was “long and slow and difficult” and overcooked and hammy. Typical Spielbergian manipulative, sentimental slush. And that middle section with the Flesh Fair? What the fuck? That was awful. Just cringeworthy ridiculousness.
I am currently finding the visual of what you did to be hilarious. When are we ever going to commit ourselves to such obnoxious shennanigans?
Never. The last time we saw a film and I unbuttoned my pants in the dark, you freaked out and ran. You’ve blown yr chance, Butterscotch. You only get one shot with me.
I hate that chick solely because of Juno. Ellen Bursten or something is her name, right? There is one movie with her that I watched, though, which was kind of cool. I think it was called Rock Candy, or Rock Sugar or something. She gets revenge on a suspected pedophile and she’s downright evil and terrifying. Great film. I’ll look up the name later.
Ellen Paige… first time I saw her was as Trina Lahey on the Canadian white-trash comedy series Trailer Park Boys. Great stuff. Ellen is pretty, but yeah she does have the body of a prepubescent boy.
Worst cinema experience in recent memory is Twilight: New Moon… watched it with the Rifftrax guys making fun of it and it was still excruciatingly painful. Blame those films for dumbing down a generation of young women!
“Fear” with Marky Mark and Geasy Reesy Witherspoon. Totally ridiculous. The part where he fingers her on the rollercoaster to “Wild Horses” is just, well…
at least Alyssa Milano dyked out in that one.
“Bounce” with Affleck and Paltrow was a festering afterbirth of a film as well. Thank you ladies for having such shitty taste in picking movies.
My ex really liked that Wayans bros “White Girls” movie. Seriously.
Another ex was all into that “Ghost World” movie, which I dislike rabidly as that girl was an absolute cunt to Steve Buscemi, and I found her to be the least sympathetic main character I’d seen in ages. Looking back on it now, she kind of reminds me of my last roommate.
It took Denzel 30 years to cross the US? Any retard that can do basic math can see that this jackass was averaging less than 1/2 mile a day. He’s a badass fighting swordsman super genius MacGuyver wonderdude with all other situations, but he SUCKS at walking straight apparently.
It took Denzel 30 years to cross the US? Any retard that can do basic math can see that this jackass was averaging less than 1/2 mile a day. He’s a badass fighting swordsman super genius MacGuyver wonderdude with all other situations, but he SUCKS at walking straight apparently.
wasn’t he blind? not that that’s much of an excuse, but still…
Well, he was blind.
The cinematography was pretty nice but that don’t make a movie. It wanted to be fahrenheit 451 so badly it could taste it, it fell waaaaaaaay short.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Around 10 or 11 years old I started craving films that were catered towards adults. I believe the first movie that made me wanna mature was Space Jam. The only cool thing about that movie was Bill Murray. But quite possibly the most disappointing movie I’ve ever seen in a theater was Men In Black. I remember loving that damn Will Smith song as a kid. That shit was all over mtv. I could even do the fucking dance for crying out loud! I’m embarrassed to admit that but it’s true. But yeah I thought that movie was pretty retarded.
Another movie that I didn’t get too excited for was The Dark Knight. It just didn’t live up to the hype. I didn’t even like Batman Begins all that much. Not even Heath Ledger’s Joker could make The Dark Knight a great film.
But my worst experience in a theater was the remake of Friday The 13th. Now the movie was good but it was the crowd that made it annoying. There was a shit ton of middle school kids in the front making hella noise. So much noise they had to pause the trailer to Inglorious Bastards to make sure they all had tickets and to quiet them down. Need I mention that they were making a big deal when there were tits on the screen.
It was a 2001 film starring Samuel L Jackson, John Travolta and Halle Berry that ended up being nothing more than an ego fuelled puke fest that tried to pass itself off as a sleek, sexy, taut, edge of your seat action thriller.
I’ve never walked out of a movie, ever. should do it more often. of course, my friends are my chauffers and I don’t want to piss them off.
I came close when I saw Paranormal Activity. so much hype…didn’t scare me in the slightest. its supposed to have actually happened but that just could be movie studios trying to make a quick buck off guilible viewers.
I dated a girl into those kinds of movies, turned out to be a real bitch (her friend thought I was a creep) and only lasted two dates. had that whole hipster Ellen Page personality, too.
I guess there’s always that movie/actress/actor that always makes you wince anytime you watch them or think of them.
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