COMING SOON…
More videos, Dude!!!
coming…
Are we to assume there will be fecal matter? perhaps a bowl of fried vomit and a spoon?
the suspense is killing me.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I’m betting there’ll be Marilyn Manson-isms by the BUCKETLOAD!
I’m betting there’ll be Marilyn Manson-isms by the BUCKETLOAD!
Oh come on, that’s the safe bet! Go for something bigger, Nostradomus. You know, something that will really ruffle feathers.
Late,
grmpysmrf
World Premiere of the debut song and music video for my new project Baba bin Yaga!!! Those of you in NYC you must attend this wild party!!
More videos, Dude!!!
The Music Video premiere for the debut song “Emerald City” is tomorrow night!! Please see above flyer.
World Premiere of the debut song and music video for my new project Baba bin Yaga!!!
I seriously think this is what the world has been waiting for, Seriously… You callous fuck, for making the world wait!!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Where did you come up with that name, Baba bin yaga? It sounds like Baby babble.
Late,
grmpysmrf
actually “Baby Babble” sounds like a better name for a band. Baba Bin yaga segues too easily into babaa bliblabablabla people will think your Fan is retarded when he starts to tell the name of the band he likes.
“Poor kid somebody get him a helmet”
Late,
grmpysmrf
Hey I noticed Tanner caldwell will be at the party is he a cool dude in person?
I’ve never heard of him but it would make me feel better to know that he’s nice. I used to work for a dude named tanner he was an asshole.
Late,
grmpysmrf
How much noteriety did black bombs ever get?
was gonna suggest you might not wanna sell you new band with your old band if nobody had heard of the former.
you know its like saying "from writer ‘down on the corner’ comes his new book ‘up the street.’
if nobody has ever heard of the writer or his books using his past works as a selling point is really just wasted advertising.
just sayin’
Late,
grmpysmrf
I’m glad you posted twice about the same topic just in case the big ass flyer was too subtle.
Late,
grmpysmrf
when Void last saw this thread, there were only 8 posts now there are 17. can you imagine the excitement in his face when he sees his thread blew up!!!
you know how pissed he’ll be when he sees the last 7 posts have all been from me?
Late,
grmpysmrf
Do you even have a record label yet? I hear Cleopatra is hard up at the moment. Hell, they must be…didn’t they release Greatest Tricks? You should give them a call.
Oh wait. You’d need to be a has been to sign to Cleopatra, don’t you? Cleopatra’s like one big graveyard of dead ex-rockstars and washed up just-got-out-of-rehab types. Sign to Cleopatra and you’re effectively digging yrself a very deep pit.
They should have self help seminars - like AA meetings - they could call it “I Was Once A Popular Musician But My Career Took A Nosedive And I Ended Up On Cleopatra” Anonymous.
Hello My Name’s Al
Hi Al
I’m in an industrial metal band called Ministry. We were once the toast of the town. Everybody loved us - from Keanu to Gene Simmons to Jello Biafra. Then things took a turn for the worst. My business partner of 20 years up and left I ended up aping the career I once had by spitting out album after album of tin pot drum machine metal crapola, with virtually song on each album about George W. Bush. Everybody was laughing at me on the internet when once there was only awe and adulation. I thought things couldn’t get any worse. But then I signed to Cleopatra. Now…well, I’d just like to thank you all for coming out here tonight and listening to me talk. The coffee’s really good by the way. I’m glad I’m getting this off my chest.
<round of applause>
Nah, I’m just messing with ya, Poindexter. Seriously, yr doin’ok. If I were you though I’d get some other girl to model for yr flyers cos that chick is…um…er…yeah.
If I were you though I’d get some other girl to model for yr flyers cos that chick is…um…er…yeah.
What are you talking about???
you know damn well he’s just happy to be on the flyer!!
plus, she’s not that bad.
AND you know if Void was in charge of the art direction it would just be one big pasty, sweaty skin fold.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Hey, Void! Good luck with your premiere party. I’d come if I were in New York. I hope you’ll share your next artistic revelation on the board. Cheers!
Here is a sneak peek at the “Emerald City” music video:
fuck camel toe, that chick has elephant foot!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf