American candy

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are good. Had the white chocolate ones today. I might pickup a Charleston Chew tomorrow.

I like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

For what it’s worth.

Finally something we can agree on.
that is my candy of choice!
Late,
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ALL OF YOU FAT FUCK FAGGOTS NEED TO HIT THE GYM.

DAYUMMM

FAT FUCKS

[reply]I like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

For what it’s worth.

Finally something we can agree on.
that is my candy of choice!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

Difficult to turn down a Reece’s PBC when offered. I could live on peanut butter…and more or less do.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are good. Had the white chocolate ones today. I might pickup a Charleston Chew tomorrow.

Those white ones were better than I thought they would be…dark choco ones are good also…

[reply]Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are good. Had the white chocolate ones today. I might pickup a Charleston Chew tomorrow.

Those white ones were better than I thought they would be…dark choco ones are good also…[/reply]

Yeah, those are both good. Just stay away from the ones with the cookie inside. They suck.

[reply][reply]Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are good. Had the white chocolate ones today. I might pickup a Charleston Chew tomorrow.

Those white ones were better than I thought they would be…dark choco ones are good also…[/reply]

Yeah, those are both good. Just stay away from the ones with the cookie inside. They suck.[/reply]

Really? I didn’t see those…I think there was a caramel one for a while…I think the only other variation I saw were the Halloween ones in the shape of a bat that shaved off like an 1/8 of the bar haha…

Wash down those Mambas and Fruit Gems with some Nehi Soda.

And don’t forget about the Jelly Nougats!

And don’t forget about the Jelly Nougats!

Nice! The supermarkets 'round here used to have the bulk Brachs section in the candy aisle. Remember there was that metal can with the coin slot on it that said “Samples 5cents”? Hahahaha! I used to just hang out in the aisle seeing how many pieces of candy I could eat. I’d always shake the can just to see how much was in it. You would usually hear one or two coins (likely pennies) slightly muffled by all the candy wrappers that all the bastards had shoved in the can. I bet if you took all the coins that were ever put in those sample cans it would likely add up to about $1.37 total for all the stores combined.

[reply]And don’t forget about the Jelly Nougats!

Nice! The supermarkets 'round here used to have the bulk Brachs section in the candy aisle. Remember there was that metal can with the coin slot on it that said “Samples 5cents”? Hahahaha! I used to just hang out in the aisle seeing how many pieces of candy I could eat. I’d always shake the can just to see how much was in it. You would usually hear one or two coins (likely pennies) slightly muffled by all the candy wrappers that all the bastards had shoved in the can. I bet if you took all the coins that were ever put in those sample cans it would likely add up to about $1.37 total for all the stores combined.[/reply]

Yeah,I remember that…how dare they replace those aisles with produce!!! Fuckers…

So, who else had mothers that didn’t love them and would try to pass off CAROB as chocolate/candy?

The oldest trick in the book…remember when your excitement would turn to total disappointment on the initital realization…fucking Carob,man…

You knew it as soon as you opened the bag too (that crappy ultra thin plastic bulk-buy grocery bag).

“Here’s some trail mix with chocolate chips for you, Gunnar.”

“Really?” [opens bag] “How come it smells like BUTTHOLE!!!??? Did you really think I was gonna fall for the Carob trick again?”

Hahahaha perfect!!!

They could only go to that well once or twice before you got wise…I can still remember that dry roasted,mildly sweet smell when you opened that feeble bag…and that texture…aw fuck man…

So friggin’ disgusting.
My mom was always picking up crap at the health food store too. But honestly, the molasses pops and the sesame sticks both tasted like caviar and champagne compared to the wretched organic dogcrap known as CAROB. Completely inedible.

As much as I cannot imagine a world without candy, if the choice is between CAROB only or nothing at all, it’s an obvious decision.

Raisins and peanuts . . . . ehhh, it ain’t candy, but it’s not the worst thing in the world. Add Carob to it and you may as well just be eating it right out of a camel’s anus.

Yeah,I’d rather rim a camels ass than eat Carob…the sesame sticks were bareable and those little honey pieces with sesame on them are ok…don’t think I ever got stuck with a molasses pop…all bareable and preferable to the unholy Carob…fucking goddamn hippie food…

Maybe the molasses pops were just exclusive to the health food place my mom went to. They were basically like a slightly softer and much darker version of the Sugar Daddy. As far as disgusting hippie treats go, these were 1000 times less offensive than Carob.
Yes, I would rather rim a camel’s culo too!

[reply]And don’t forget about the Jelly Nougats!

Nice! The supermarkets 'round here used to have the bulk Brachs section in the candy aisle. Remember there was that metal can with the coin slot on it that said “Samples 5cents”? Hahahaha! I used to just hang out in the aisle seeing how many pieces of candy I could eat. I’d always shake the can just to see how much was in it. You would usually hear one or two coins (likely pennies) slightly muffled by all the candy wrappers that all the bastards had shoved in the can. I bet if you took all the coins that were ever put in those sample cans it would likely add up to about $1.37 total for all the stores combined.[/reply]

Haha, too funny. That aisle rocked. I remember trying to be all stealthy taking candy from those bins but in retrospect a kid hanging in front of the Brach’s bin is like Jerry Sandusky hanging around the shower room. Trouble.

Never had the Carob candy but Circus Peanuts seem to be generally loathed. They were never close to being a favorite but I could tolerate them, tasted like some fucked up marshmallow.

Circus Peanuts are AIDS.
Avoid them at all cost.

(But I would eat 50 pounds of Circus Peanuts before letting a Carob chip come anywhere near my mouth.)

Circus Peanuts are AIDS.
Avoid them at all cost.

(But I would eat 50 pounds of Circus Peanuts before letting a Carob chip come anywhere near my mouth.)

GUNNAR FUCK YOU!!!

THE ONLY THING THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH IZZ MY DDDDDDDIIICKKK