Al's Head

I’m wondering if he is taking steroids for some reason or another. I knew a chick who had to go on steroids for medical reasons and her normal thin looking face went to looking like a moonpie. I’m kind of bored at work today.

Dunno, man… I’d attribute it to Thunderbird and donuts, if anything.

So you’re saying al is big headed

is this just a pun or something

Maybe. It just seems to have gotten big all of a sudden. I guess what we need is a series of photographs over the years to determine the rate of head ballooning.

LOL

I see what you’re saying. I’ve got the press conference in another tab, and yeah he looks like he’s maybe on a steroid medication. Kinda like Jerry Lewis a few years ago.

it’s called drunk’s bloat.
with a massive dose of self-inflicted head slapping: “oh… i should’ve taken more responsibility for my career…oh…i should’ve stayed awake(slap slap)…oh…what did i just say?”

i recall there being a prongs" teeth" thread which abruptly ended here.
anyway, al and wife numero dos are chimneys. that’ll kill your tooth color. maybe they’ve opted to get dental services in canada for free. she IS canadian. if that’s what free looks like, i’d take my no dental insurance chances over here on these shores.

I need to see a before and after of her teeth. I don’t even know what she looks like at all, actually.

nice personality. uh, absolutely.
like a venus flytrap.
maybe that’s where the “teeth” thread should end.

what?

oh sorry, didn’t have the link up.
pretty as purtey can be. in the state of texass.
i won’t comment on how or why those babies are misplaced the way they be.
well, maybe i just did.
let’s move ahead to more interesting prettier scenarios. this one is killing my stomach.

Eh, it’s not like Al’s got great teeth. Isn’t he missing one or two?
Still, could be worse…

years of drug abuse rot your teeth and your bones. wonder how many hip replacement surgeons stand to make a fortune.
one former wax trax employee was hospitalized years ago b/c of something like that, after years of cocaine all night parties." go on and on and on…"

al STILL thinks he’s got another few of the nine lives he’s purported to have lived. he’s one lucky bastard. but luck has a funny habit of disappearing. and your kid leaves the nest. and there you are telling lies to everyone who actually gave a shit.and they leave.
he desperately needs to get sober, as i’ve said before.
yeah al’s a clown. he doesn’t want that to be his legacy.(or maybe?)

Wow in those close-ups he’s just attrocious… from the little twisty chinny chinn chinn hair, to the second chin, and look at his fucking eyes… my man looks tired… seeing him from the back of a smoke filled club and up close is like night and day… no wonder he’s hiding behind those dreaded hair extentions… stupid flip up glasses, etc…
It’s such a contrast to see hard living al look like such a old piglet and then you got ogre who’s looking better than ever having cleaned up

I remember an old Thrasher interview when Al said he did not want to be onstage at fifty fat and balding screaming Stigmata at the kids. Not that we got the Stigmata part.

Ogre is still in good shape despite all the abuse he did to his body with drugs. The man works out for sure, not like the Misfits or something, but he looks in better health now than he did ten years ago. Even Trent looks like he has been packing away the pork chops a little too much.

No seriously go wander over to PA - there’s this shot of her goofing with all the fat kids at the bar ( where else, eh?) in a club or venue - look at her mouth, G.

How about a link for this huh? for those of us that can’t be bothered to surf around over there! although JW is in excellent form for the “was paul Gay” thread. I highly recommend it!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Damn!!!
Al was not that heavy in April. that dude has gained a considerable amount of poundage in 2 1/2 months!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Damn!!!
Al was not that heavy in April. that dude has gained a considerable amount of poundage in 2 1/2 months!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

That rich European food. They make everything over there with cream and butter. The trick is small portions, Al. That’s how the Euros can get away with eating that stuff and still stay thin.

ogre looks good because he probably , honestly went clean. trent looks beefy because he over compensates with the weights and stuff. al looks like a piglet because he has help.
i don’t mind trent being all beefy, but it was shocking after a few years to see two where there had been one. good for him. he stays sober, and that my friends is what keeps him alive.