Advice needed from those of you who aren't complete retards:

[reply]Whenever Grumpy and atom start slapping each others’ ballsacks and touching each others’ poo holes it reminds me of the dykey Goonies chick in “Mosquito Coast” when she tells River Phoenix, “I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”

Martha Plimpton? You want to bury your face in her ass [:)] I think she is the finest example of a face and a name being absolutely in sync, you hear the name and think “what kind of dorky, frumpy fucking square would have a name like that?”, then you see her and think “oh right”. She sounds like the 1930’s least attractive feminist, man-hating stage play writer. She looks like it too.[/reply]

Holy fuck, you nailed it. You have a way with words.

She actually looks cuter in her older age compared to how she looked in the goonies.
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Well, she was like 15 in The Goonies, wasn’t she?

I’ll have to put that on tonight. Seems like forever since I watched that movie.

Oh, Martha, you know, “your looks are kind of pretty when your face isn’t screwing it up”.

a good tounge fucking should do it, if he’s chubby I might be able to help.

a good tounge fucking should do it, if he’s chubby I might be able to help.

Look out, Void! It seems your monopoly is in jeopardy.

She actually looks cuter in her older age compared to how she looked in the goonies.
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grmpysmrf

Haha, yeah, i think she grew into her face over the years. When i was a kid i just thought she was the most unattractive girl ever. The thing is though, she had a great headstart - her dad is Keith Carradine, who’s quite a handsome guy. What the fuck must her mother have looked like to negate that?!

[reply]She actually looks cuter in her older age compared to how she looked in the goonies.
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Haha, yeah, i think she grew into her face over the years. When i was a kid i just thought she was the most unattractive girl ever. The thing is though, she had a great headstart - her dad is Keith Carradine, who’s quite a handsome guy. What the fuck must her mother have looked like to negate that?![/reply]
Hahaha.
I liked her character in goonies. As a kid chunk was my favorite but as I grew older I think she was great. I’d take her over that stupid bimbo andy any day.
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