Advice needed from those of you who aren't complete retards:

[reply]Wait a minute, Jesse Pinkman took one of your beers?

Give him a break man, his girl choked on her own vomit.

Nice one…when does BB start back up,by the way?[/reply]

August, the last I heard. The DVD of the first part of season 5 is out so the last part will air August or sooner I would think

What kind of beer?

This thread is like the Prongs equivalent to Al’s “Last Sucker” video. You know things have gone to a place they can never return from.

You should do like Fat Mike did with the tequila. Flim yourself pissing in the beer bottles and then put the caps back on and place them in the fridge. Then when Tribal Timmy starts sippin’ away you pop in video tape and inquire about what you’re watching, “Huh, what’s this? That guy looks kind of like me . . . pissing in a bottle that looks very similar to the one you’re drinking from. Well, I’ll be damned . . . Say, you didn’t just grab one of my pee bottles and start drinking it, did you?”

Fuck that “It’s just what kid’s do” stuff you should have kicked him out. And, why are you guy’s so hard on (huh-huh) atom?

Fuck that “It’s just what kid’s do” stuff you should have kicked him out. And, why are you guy’s so hard on (huh-huh) atom?

For me it’s because he came in here swinging is dick around smacking other members in the face with it. It was like him coming into someone elses house pulling a beer out of the fridge without asking and putting his feet up on the coffee table and when called on it, him saying “fuck you” and being even more dickish with his behavior.

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grmpysmrf

Wow. I thought having my beers jacked sounded bad. I’d be way more pissed if someone came in and wacked me in the face with his dick. That’s just uncool.

Wow. I thought having my beers jacked sounded bad. I’d be way more pissed if someone came in and wacked me in the face with his dick. That’s just uncool.

Well, unless it was really big. then you would be impressed.
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grmpysmrf

I’m never impressed by male nudity. Repulsed often, sure. But never impressed.

I’m never impressed by male nudity. Repulsed often, sure. But never impressed.

?? surely you’ve marveled at yourself after a shower or a romp with the missus. It’s just selective impressiveness.
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grmpysmrf

So you haven’t been here in a few days… you get your ass kicked or what?
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grmpysmrf

No, but I appreciate your concern, grumpy. I realize you’ve still got a hard-on for me and are apparently still upset that I hurt your feelings a while back. But you’ve gotta let it go, man. You’re pushing it to the point that you’re beginning to sound like an angry ex-girlfriend. Like you’re waiting day and night to jump on anything I post. I’m not even trying to be insulting. Just being honest.

I mean, you’re mocking this thread and yet you’ve made like two or three pointless threads asking simple questions about your computer which could have been quickly answered via a simple Google search on your part. I even tried to help you out and contribute as best I could with what little info you provided (instead of my first instinct which was to insult you for being a total moron). So, pull your head out of your ass and quit being such a whiny twat. It ends up going nowhere and, judging from our last couple of cat fights, it seems to annoy people on here rather than encourage any sort of thoughtful discussion.

Anyway, I figured some members know that you don’t just walk into someone’s place and take their beer without asking. I was just starting a discussion about something that I found obnoxious and thought it would stem anecdotes from others. Fuck me, right?

Now let’s get back to figuring out why my PC is getting pop-ups and discussing the new Ministry album that will sound like the last three along with the next REMIXXX albumth and goody bagth that will be provided with said albums.

Damn, did you hold your breath all the way through that post or what?

Pointless threads… I think you should’ve pissed all over your fridge to establish your dominance over the scary teenager at your apt… bla bla bla.

I would say “glad you’re back” but “some-what amused” is probably more accurate.
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grmpysmrf

Damn, did you hold your breath all the way through that post or what?

Pointless threads… I think you should’ve pissed all over your fridge to establish your dominance over the scary teenager at your apt… bla bla bla.

I would say “glad you’re back” but “some-what amused” is probably more accurate.
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grmpysmrf

You know, I can take a lot of your abuse but you saying that you’re not happy I’m back hits a raw nerve. You’re like the led to my pencil… without you my life is pointless!

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my life is pointless!

Went ahead and fixed this for ya’
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grmpysmrf

Whenever Grumpy and atom start slapping each others’ ballsacks and touching each others’ poo holes it reminds me of the dykey Goonies chick in “Mosquito Coast” when she tells River Phoenix, “I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”

Whenever Grumpy and atom start slapping each others’ ballsacks and touching each others’ poo holes it reminds me of the dykey Goonies chick in “Mosquito Coast” when she tells River Phoenix, “I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”

/thread

I won’t lie. When I drop a massive deuce and look down at my brown abortion my first thought is grmpysmrf.

Whenever Grumpy and atom start slapping each others’ ballsacks and touching each others’ poo holes it reminds me of the dykey Goonies chick in “Mosquito Coast” when she tells River Phoenix, “I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”

Martha Plimpton? You want to bury your face in her ass [:)] I think she is the finest example of a face and a name being absolutely in sync, you hear the name and think “what kind of dorky, frumpy fucking square would have a name like that?”, then you see her and think “oh right”. She sounds like the 1930’s least attractive feminist, man-hating stage play writer. She looks like it too.

I won’t lie. When I drop a massive deuce and look down at my brown abortion my first thought is grmpysmrf.

I’m honored. I never think about you outside of the board and even then, it’s only when you’re spreading shit all over the board. speaking of which…
Is it 'cause I’ve called you out for being full of shit or what?
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grmpysmrf