I’d be more afraid of the vigilante hillbilly marching around the forest with a semi-automatic rifle than I would be of the tweaker mimes.
Another disjointed episode with no cohesion at all…
Some random thoughts to come once i get a break at work…
Btw,hands down the saddest most depressing strip club of all time…
Its all down hill from there, Dj Pon
I’m on travel this week so it’ll probably be Monday by the time I finally get caught up on the newest episode, but I’m looking forward to SAD STRIP CLUB, hahaha. I’m guessing that’s where Juggalo Jackie is going to find drugs? Did they film IN the club too? This shit is so wack, hahaha!!! What an absolute clusterfuck this season is.
Yeah, total shitshow. Both the street stuff and Sheriff footage is absolute garbage and pointless. I don’t even know where to start.
Yeah they filmed inside the strip club…when the "legend " was looking for drugs…
They have to sign an Appearance Release, giving the show permission to use footage they appear in. Once in a while you’ll see an inmate or office with a blurred face, that means they refused to sign.
Good grief. Hahahaha.
“Howdy, cool guys and rad chicks! I heard this was the happennin’ cool place to get the good drugs so I’m hoping you awesome homies will hook me up with some great illegal drugs that I promise I’m addicted to and will use once I get home. Don’t worry 'bout the guys with the cameras. They’re cool like you and me. So, about those illegal drugs…”
Hey Gunnar,you will be happy to hear they added two more dipshits to the cast…a man and woman(both former addicts) posing as a couple at the trailer park…as if the show wasn’t convoluted and crowded enough…
I’m not even making this shit up. This is actual dialogue spoken by Juggalo Jackie upon arriving at the strip club…
“This is a really cool strip club. I’m gonna tell my stripper friends about this strip club.”
Well, of course they did, hahhaha.
And once again there isn’t a fucking rhyme or reason to what they’re doing, what their purpose is, or even what roles they’re supposed to be playing.
Meanwhile the cops just drive around talking about how they’re getting closer to Little Skinny.
I’m so mad at this diarrhea dog shit fuckpile of a TV show.
Lil Skinnys bitches be puttin in work…
“When she said ‘Need for Speed’ I knew that she was talking about crystal meth.”
– Well, goddamn. Thanks, Columbo.
“I’m dumping out my beers and filling them with water…”
– HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That couldn’t possibly go wrong, could it?
"So, how do you get into that? You know, running drugs and such? "
– Ouch.
I’m only 5 minutes in, but ready to throw a cheeseburger a the TV.
I was right. The show sucks and I’ll stick to Andy Griffith.
“Thaaaaat suuuuuucks.” – Jackie.
Finishing up Episode 4…
This fucking Jocko Homo party-pad fuckface is horrible!!! He’s sitting on the couch while his druggie neighbors hang out and drug up in his apartment and he’s literally making faces into the so-called “hidden” camera. Seriously, he repeatedly stares at the camera and then goes all Groucho Marx with his fucking eyebrows.
This season is the best/worst thing I’ve ever seen…
Yeah, I finally decided last night to stop being miserable and angry and instead enjoy it as the Plan 9 of reality shows. It’s all over the damned place and just seems like they completely made up shit on the fly and then tossed it all in the blender…
I mean, what the fuck . . . they put these two clowns in another trailer park community or something and they’re again playing all sides, talking to the TV crew and acting like they are against the drug problem with one group, then Jocko goes to the strip club with Juggalo Jackie to scope shit out . . . then the OTHER lady surprises us by ending up as the motivational speaking IN the jail, who also works at the half-way house that the prisoners are going to . . . . .
And all of this with the grand overriding theme of . . . . WE’RE GOING AFTER THE CARTEL!!! WE GOT 60 DAYS TO BRING 'EM DOWN!!!
There are literally people who have jobs doing this shit. They get embedded deep undercover and spend several months or even years. But fuck them. This rag tag group of clowns are gonna be the ones to do it! (With a full production crew in tow, of course.).
The most adequate of all participants is Charlie (whose cover was compromised 3 minutes into the program, haha), and he’s mediocre at best.
You just perfectly summed up this clusterfuck shit show…and I can’t look away…