"60 Days In" on A&E

I started watching that “Undercover High School” show last night too.
The first episode was missing from my On Demand list, but I got episodes 2 and 3 down. How many plants are in this one? It seemed like they just keep adding more, haha.

There wasn’t a lot of gnarly stuff so far. The main story lines I got were the Hispanic girl winning prom queen (to the dismay of the black kids who claimed it was “rigged by the Mexicans”) and . . . . the one girl getting added to a group chat which was actually discussing RAPING her. That was some wild stuff.

If there’s one major difference from MY time in HS versus now (more than 25 years later) it’s the phones and social media. It’s crazy that kids are video chatting with others DURING class time . . . charging their phones, etc. Just ludicrous. And all that trash talking, gossip and whatnot with FB and Twitter or Instagram . . . goddamn. I could see how some of the runts of the school could just get their souls crushed.

It’s funny too, that these plants are acting so shocked by everything, though . . . . have things really changed that much in 4 years? Most of the plants seem to be about 22 years old so it’s not like the disconnect of old fucks like me. I mean, certainly FB and phones and all that shit was already big in 2013, right? Are things that much different for them? I’m just asking seriously since I’m completely foreign for so much of this shit.

I’ll try to watch some more soon.

It’s funny too, that these plants are acting so shocked by everything, though . . . . have things really changed that much in 4 years? Most of the plants seem to be about 22 years old so it’s not like the disconnect of old fucks like me. I mean, certainly FB and phones and all that shit was already big in 2013, right? Are things that much different for them?

It might have more to do with the socioeconomics of the schools they graduated from. So it may be culture shock more than the existence of the tech. All that tech existed, sure, but it probably had its place in their previous schools (at least depending on how “prestigious” (for lack of a better word) their high schools were). I’m spit balling here I’ve never watched the show; I only know of its existence.

I had to bail on Undercover High…it just made me cringe…def not for me…

Matt is the greatest indeed but I tire of listening to him bring up his son every 5 seconds…he is still the coolest of the bunch…

And we got our first tap out…

Goddammit!!!
Matt better not fucking tap!
Fuck that shit!
His fruitcake son should leave if one of them needs to go. And this was stupid to send them not in together anyway. I’m kinda mad about that as it seems they might have sacrificed project purity/integrity for storyline.

And I soooooooo wanna see Matt fight. I’m also not gonna lie . . I’m totally gonna try smoking some orange peels very soon.

Fuck Jaclin!!! Don’t say you did it to protect the other girls! Bitch you were just scared of Swole mollywoppin’ yo white ass.

Buchi? Da fun? Surely that shit ass plan didn’t actually WORK for him, did it.

Swole hahaha what a hose beast…

I think Swole may have been looking for an out anyway.
I kinda think she caught wind of everyone having Jaclin’s back and she was gonna avoid administering a beatdown.

Why was she shouting to THE GUARD about how she was gonna beat that girl’s ass? If you wanna jump someone you don’t tell the guards. I sorta felt she was hoping to get pulled out or put into segregation for a day or so and everyone would have moved onto something else in the mean time.

Jaclin really went out like a punk. I don’t like that she tried to paint herself as a hero “I can’t let the other girls do that”. We all saw her face and saw her shaking like a fucking leaf. She. Was. TERRIFIED.

Stephanie is a total piece of shit, though, hahahaha. She could be a little more subtle about her hatred of Jaclin (which doesn’t really seem to have much backstory aside from maybe she’s white and came in without the coolest style). Anyway, both of them suck.

SuperLez Angele is livin’ the dream still, hahahahaha.
She might just shank a bitch so she can stay another year, hahaha.

Johnny is cool. Very low key.
Even Alan is okay.
Matt . . . yeah, stop babbling about your son. You shouldn’t have brought him in with you.

And why did they allow that anyway? No one is allowed to know about the other plants but they let these two in? Did I already rant about this? Fuck, I’ll hold back as I don’t recall.

I still wanna see Emmanuelle get his ass handed to him.
I don’t think his “crazy act” worked, as he claimed.
I think people just got bored and distracted by other shit.
I hope he does something else retarded to make up for the total free pass he got on that.

Agree with all of this…

This show drew me back in…it almost lost me…

Undercover High on the other hand,was unbearable to watch…I tried but just couldn’t relate to any of it…it was so just so god damn cheesy and cringe-worthy…

Agree with all of this…

This show drew me back in…it almost lost me…

Undercover High on the other hand,was unbearable to watch…I tried but just couldn’t relate to any of it…it was so just so god damn cheesy and cringe-worthy…

Yeah, I TRIED to stick with Undercover High but it was hogwash.

It cracked me up all the time, though, because there’s this one Class President homecoming king dude ANTONIO and the Undercover Student is mad gay for him. Follows him around trying to lick his balls just like George Costanza in that “Tony” episode. It’s gross. Fuck 'em all, though. That show sucks.

Haha Haha the “Tony” episode…what was that phrase Tony would always utter?.. and then George picked it up and kept saying it…

SPOILERS for 60 days:

Wow Matt tapped out!! I take back all praise I gave himhim!!!..he was seriously the last person I thought would tap…and his pansy son ends up staying…what a turn of events…oh well,at least I don’t have to hear him whine about his son anymore…still,disappointing…

Buchi just needs a punch in the face…

Oh yeah and Angele is just killing it up in there…she is the one person I definitely am 100% sure will make it to the end…and prob abably Johnny(as boring as he is)…and of course the dude who is doing double time(I forget his name at the moment)…

I’ve not seen the new episode and won’t read the last comments for fear of spoilers until I’ve watched it, but . . . .

The title alone has got me totally stoked…

“NACHOS, STRIPPERS, AND WHIPPITS”

Hahahahahaha!!! I think that’s what the billboard outside Heaven is going to look like when I die.

Watching now (about 20 minutes in)

Fuck you, Matt.
Fuck you, Jaclin.
Fuck you, Stephanie

Now let me say about Women’s Prison . . . FUCK YES!!! It appears to be EVERYTHING I was promised by the soft-core skin flick exploitation movies that I take now as proven documentaries.

Sign me up.
I’ll do 60 days with those party girls!

Yeah they are gonna have to drag Angele out of there kicking and screaming hahaha…

I cracked up when Alan got his new cell mate and the guy is just a mumbling incoherent mess…Alan just slowly puts his hands in his head and shakes hahaha.that shit had me laughing…

The last 5 minutes were unbearable…the awful trope of the ex participant going home to their family…groan…Jacki balling like an idiot because she hasn’t seen her family in a few weeks…get a hold of yourself, you twit…

I still got about 20 minutes left (can’t wait for some good party action), but . . .

Yeah, Jaclin can fuck off. She was unbearable. I really look forward to the reunion when she and Stephanie square off and Jac has seen footage of just HOW MUCH Stephanie hates her.

Fuck Buchi too. I can’t remember if I said that.
All this black power/ oppressed victim shit . . . . screaming at the fucking BLACK guards who are TRYING to treat you decently? What a fucking punk. He’s been given too many free passes. I really want him to catch a mollywoppin’.

And yeah, saddest day of Angele’s life is gonna be when her 60 days is up and she gets pulled out, hahahahaha.
She’s gonna be screaming at the cameras . . . “Didn’t you see me eatin’ whippits??? Didn’t you see me make a tent? Those are ALL violations!!! PUT ME BACK IN NOW!!!”

I’m banking on the producers offering Angele another 60 days like they did with Nate to continue the show. And Angele will gladly accept. Her relationship will crash and burn eventually, and that’s what the audience/producers want to see.

Yeah I think that’s a good call…

Isnt sex in the jail against the law? Shouldnt she get her time extended just on that?

Just finished the ep.

Yeah, bummed about Matt. But I guess he isn’t as tough as he thought he was. Funny that his sissy kid outlasted him.

And yeah, I groaned with all the Jaclin family stuff.

I kinda zoned out, I think, during the Jaclin family shit. I saw her bawling when she saw her kid and was like, “Oh, fuck off. That’s enough.”

And, yes, sex in jail is illegal, but so is sharing prescription pills, doing whippits . . .and pretty much everything going on.

It’s crazy how blatant that party was and how there was no interference from guards or anything. I don’t know. I’m not ready to call shenanigans or anything, but . . . I am looking a bit cockeyed and scratching my head a bit.

The real potential bombshell, if you guys caught it (I can’t remember if it was just at the end or was a promo for next week) was when the producers ask about how it feels to be in a relationship with Gabrielle and keep such a secret from her . . . . Angele responded with “How do you know I haven’t already told her?”

That’s crazy shit, but I don’t know if she was just playing . . . . and maybe she was encouraged to say something like that by the producers. I don’t know.

Anyway, here’s something that can’t really be debated as far as I’m concerned. THAT PARTY WAS DOPE AS FUCK!!! Jail or not, that’s the best party ever and I want to party with ALL those crazy bitches.

See the new one? Angele’ segment has just become straight up lezbo porn…