Sometimes I think I’d like being a teacher . . . but then I hear stuff and just think I’d get fired the first day for choking a kid and making him eat chalk.
HAHAHA It rarely gets to that level, but man, some days… some days (Maybe once or twice a year) oh yea, I’d like to write “dumbshit asshole” on some kid’s face for acting (or maybe theyre not acting) extra dumb. I figure a little advertising would be an excellent deterrent for other kids thinking intentional stupidity/disruption/non learning is a good path to follow.
BTW, nobody uses chalk anymore. it’s all white boards and dry erase markers. So, you’d be in the clear from force feeding chalk! [:)]. You definitely need a sense of humor to teach kids, especially high school kids and since you have that in spades you’d probably have no trouble being a teacher, as long as you know your subject matter anyway.
It’s not all just assholes guys though. The sexuality is so out there with the girls, it’s almost unbelievable. I don’t flinch any time I see in the news some teacher getting busted for fucking their students. Chances are the students came on to their teachers. And these weak fucking people let a child destroy their lives. We actually had a long term sub get arrested and charged with fucking one of his students. She was 18 so he thought it would be ok. But they arrested his ass and he spent a few months in the clink, I’m not sure if the charges were dropped or not but still a few months in jail AND being fired from a school AND never working for a school again AND having to explain to a prospective employer why you don’t work for the school anymore!!! FUCK THAT!!! no pair of tits or 5 second orgasm is worth that.
I make a point not to touch any students. no pats on the head or their back or high fives. If I have to make contact it’s a fist bump and even then I try to get out of that. I’ve got one student who picked up on that I don’t touch and at the beginning of the year she would try to give me hugs, and I would back the fuck up and say “NO way. we don’t touch.” So, then she thought it would be fun to refer to me as “My love” and she’d do it in class. So, that got squashed immediately. So, then a few weeks later she started calling me “Mi Amor” which, again, got quashed. But since October she’s been bringing all of these things back when she thinks she can get away with it.
Yesterday I was standing at the door telling kids what they needed for class, and she came up like she was going to ask a question but then hugged me and would not let go. It wasn’t just a hug either she was full on pushing her tits into my chest. I actually had to put hands on her to get her off of me. Thankfully it happened in the hall during passing period in front of students, the cameras and other teachers. That was the most bold she’d been all year, as far as her out of bounds behavior, and really took me off guard.
When I was in high school I don’t know any student that would ever do anything like that to a teacher. But shit like this is common place now it seems. I played it off like a joke because we had the whole rest of the period to go but at the end of the period I and another teacher broke it down to her that she is absolutely not allowed to touch and certainly not in the manner that she did. She tried to touch that others teacher’s face at that point (a woman btw). That teacher said “Don’t touch my face! That’s why you’re here after class! Stop touching!” The student tried to play the "WHHHHAAAAAAAA? I just like you, not like THAT obviously, but I like you, and she turns to me and says “I think you’re nice and funny and smart and I’m happy you’re my teacher.” (I’m in no way embellishing any of this BTW, that was her quote!) So, Yea the other teacher and I, I think, made it clear it’s inappropriate. I’m sure it won’t be the end of it but hopefully it will stop for a while again.