2014 Prongs Awards!

Ok, will cut directly to the chase here - I think we need to wrap up the year with a proper awards ceremony here. I nominate the following categories to be considered, followed by nomination of actual people and threads to win in those categories:

  • Best thread / poster

  • Most consistently informative thread / poster

  • Funniest thread / poster

  • Best ‘newcomer’ / rookie of the year

  • Best ‘battle’ thread / most entertaining flame war

  • Most ‘out-of-nowhere’ / “huh? What?” post

  • Thread subject matter most likely to be called “AIDS” after the initial post

  • Poster most likely to be posting while on a cocktail of drugs

  • Poster most likely to be an NSA operative monitoring Prongs for ‘suspicious activity’

  • Lifetime achievement awards (for both ‘poster’ and ‘troll’)

I do of course welcome more possible award categories, since I’m sure that’s only scraping the surface of things that deserve special recognition. Let the games begin!

This thread has AIDS written all over it’s face

This entire board is one big flame war.

I nominate Chris Connelly for “best emo sissyfag tantrum followed by a retirement from Prongs”.

I’d also like to nominate Al’s white coofin guitar for full blooded German, fuck you all.

I nominate myself, Richiee and queer bait for the Drug Cocktail award, and that it be presented by voidhead.

I also nominate yearsofdeacy for Lifetime Achievement.

I nominate myself, Richiee and queer bait for the Drug Cocktail award, and that it be presented by voidhead.

I also nominate yearsofdeacy for Lifetime Achievement.

Richiee has hands down won this award. not even a close battle.
"- Most ‘out-of-nowhere’ / “huh? What?” post "

I nominate Chris Connelly for “best emo sissyfag tantrum followed by a retirement from Prongs”.

I’d also like to nominate Al’s white coofin guitar for full blooded German, fuck you all.

Yes, Chris I guess would be a lock for that category unless we dig back a few years for the other quasi-celebrity posters (Gerda) I never got to interact with.

Just so you know, I think each winner should in fact get a trophy shaped like a white coofin guitar, which will have a little German flag protruding from the headstock. It’s an exclusive Prongs “perk”!

Just so you know, I think each winner should in fact get a trophy shaped like a white coofin guitar, which will have a little German flag protruding from the headstock. It’s an exclusive Prongs “perk”!

Will the overall winner also get a DVD copy (or a download code) of “The Making Of The White Coofin Guitar Trophy” exclusive video?

Years of Decay, I think, should win the emo sissy fag award just because he constantly quits the forum and then comes back new and improved tough, only to quickly get paddled on the ass again then throw another tantrum and leave. He pretends to be different people… “no, no, that’s my brother before.” He drops racist diatribes out of nowhere, and then threatens physical violence to those of us who punk his bitch ass, only to wind up, at some point, calling all of us immature. It doesn’t get any more emo sissy fag than that. Hell, his behavior makes Amlux’s sad emo picture from way back when look like super stellar testosterone seething ultra jock.

Will the overall winner also get a DVD copy (or a download code) of “The Making Of The White Coofin Guitar Trophy” exclusive video?

That’s tentative, though all category winners will definitely get a Making of the White Coofin Guitar Trophy Video commemorative keychain or laminate (WITH lanyard!!!)

BTW I personally nominate the final Grmpy / Olsen battle as my favorite animosity-fueled thread of the year.

  • Best thread / poster

“Juggalo’s Are At It Again” / Revok

The thread that just keeps on giving…

  • Most consistently informative thread / poster

“Life Lessons The Movies Have taught Us” / Me

If it wasn’t for this thread, many of us wouldn’t be here today. You know what I’m talking about.

  • Funniest thread / poster

Any thread started after a Pronger has a “lightbulb moment” and starts a thread based around a simple question that can be answered in a single post. Like “Is That Drummer From That Band Still Drumming For That Band?”

  • Best ‘newcomer’ / rookie of the year

Oh…hell, I dunno.

  • Best ‘battle’ thread / most entertaining flame war

Olsen Vs Grmpy.

It had everything: violent threats, nude photos, stadium sized ego worship, incorrect grammar. They should put their collective heads together and get this shit on TV…now!

  • Most ‘out-of-nowhere’ / “huh? What?” post

That post when Grmpy converted to Islam.

Priceless.

  • Thread subject matter most likely to be called “AIDS” after the initial post

Anything related to Maynard James Keenan. Why that guy is so hated here I’ll never know.

Oh wait…yeah, now I remember.

  • Poster most likely to be posting while on a cocktail of drugs

That guy that has problems with proper sentences. And tying his shoelaces.

  • Poster most likely to be an NSA operative monitoring Prongs for ‘suspicious activity’

Olsen. I mean…really. Either that or he’s a recently paroled child sex offender.

But live and let live I say.

  • Lifetime achievement awards (for both ‘poster’ and ‘troll’)

WAY too many to mention. Tried to narrow it down to one. Couldn’t.

Olsen V grmpy best flame war?

Well i suppose if we’re just talking 2014, but really this last one was kinda weak when it comes down to past beat downs that Olsen has recieved courtesy of my thumb. But live and let live i guess…[:|]

Olsen V grmpy best flame war?

Well i suppose if we’re just talking 2014, but really this last one was kinda weak when it comes down to past beat downs that Olsen has recieved courtesy of my thumb. But live and let live i guess…[:|]

I guess the circumstances that led to it kicking off, as well as the odd turn it took after the infamous pic-posting incident, along with the fact that it spilled over into five different threads at one time, made for intriguing entertainment. That and the ratcheting up of tensions that came along with that “list” of departed Prongers that was never disclosed.

Olsen Vs Grmpy.

It had everything: violent threats, nude photos, stadium sized ego worship, incorrect grammar. They should put their collective heads together and get this shit on TV…now!

Oh yeah. Now it all comes flooding back. That dude had a butt you could bounce a coin off. What does he do, live in a gym or something?
If I had a butt like that I’d make sure the entire world knew about it.

This forum introduced me to Jesu, Godflesh, Burzum and Sunn O))). Now I am a rabid follower of each of the previously named.

Surely there must be some kind of award for that? No?

Anything related to Maynard James Keenan. Why that guy is so hated here I’ll never know.

Oh wait…yeah, now I remember.

I was wearing a Tool t-shirt when I read that. Almost choked on my croissant.

…and i thank you all, i love you.

I just wanna thank prong, this is the only site i haven’t been thrown off of, i was even banned from the old ministry forums. Even been thrown off of yelp. Problem is, people tend to read things with so much emotion and the reality is no one has ever made me mad online at all, really, how could they? Its kinda hard to be high and mad afterall…

Oh yeah. Now it all comes flooding back. That dude had a butt you could bounce a coin off. What does he do, live in a gym or something?
If I had a butt like that I’d make sure the entire world knew about it.

He DID let the world know.
And by world, I mean gay porn sites.
But he’s not gay.
No, Sir.

I nominate myself, Richiee and queer bait for the Drug Cocktail award, and that it be presented by voidhead.

I also nominate yearsofdeacy for Lifetime Achievement.

The fuck you say???

I was thing to say “ain’t nobody got time for that” but clearly some of you do. What a world you must live in.