2014 Prongs Awards!

I was thing to say “ain’t nobody got time for that” but clearly some of you do. What a world you must live in.

Time for what? Posting on the internet and participating in online shenanigans?

Yeah. Imagine that.

Wild stuff.

The time for paying the amount of attention required to fill out that survey about this site.

I was thing to say “ain’t nobody got time for that” but clearly some of you do. What a world you must live in.

While you were typing that, I was looking at online porn.

[:|]

The time for paying the amount of attention required to fill out that survey about this site.

We all have the time (or we wouldn’t already be spending so many hours here each week).

Whether we have the attention span is another story . . .

yes i got asshole award…thank you.

most call me a prick of life so i’ll take it.

fuck’em all i say.

yes i got asshole award…thank you.

most call me a prick of life so i’ll take it.

fuck’em all i say.

[:|] [:|] [rolleyes]

yes i got asshole award…thank you.

most call me a prick of life so i’ll take it.

fuck’em all i say.

Yeah fuck 'em, yeah!!! Right on!!

Shit ons. I have an only fucken women and breaks you all can’t keep me in. Shoot this fallens once. So prick you and with what they all say? Cos they got none the courage I’ve most. Assholes and one.

Know what I’m sayin’ bro?

lame

Peligro …by the way , i am not no one’s bro .

Peligro …by the way , i am not no one’s bro .

Double negative = you’re everyone’s bro

Shit ons. I have an only fucken women and breaks you all can’t keep me in. Shoot this fallens once. So prick you and with what they all say? Cos they got none the courage I’ve most. Assholes and one.

Gerda?

Can we give a Lifetime Achievement Award to INTEGRITY?

[reply]Shit ons. I have an only fucken women and breaks you all can’t keep me in. Shoot this fallens once. So prick you and with what they all say? Cos they got none the courage I’ve most. Assholes and one.

Gerda?[/reply]

I have created a new award solely for this post! Peligro, please step forward and claim your 2014 [url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg]‘All Your Base Are Belong To Us’ Award for Best Diatribe in Semi-English!

Actually, I correct my last post: the 2014 award for Best Tirade in a Semi-English Tongue has been re-titled as the [url http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Sarcófago/I.N.R.I./5852]“Sarcofago Award,” named after the killer and KVLT English-as-a-second-language lyrics of the legendary Brazilian metal band.

A sample of said lyrics:

“If you are a false, don’t entry! Nuclear drums will crush your brain”

and

“False saints were with you on your insanity…and the more stupids believed on you”

^Nice.

I used to have (hopefully I still do) a really great CD by an all-girl Japanese punk band called THE GAIA. It was called “KICK UP ASS!” and had equally awesome song titles and lyrics which were quite reminiscent of other ESL masterpieces by Ill Mitch, Super Greg, and the like.

http://youtu.be/q-yFV8PslMg

http://youtu.be/q-yFV8PslMg

HAHA!!! That’s them!