You know what smells? Asparagus pee.

Amusing, no? Any other foods that boost the aroma of that which we do several times a day? Anything make it smell like strawberries or bananas? That would be interesting.

Coffee.
Mega vitamins.

Super Golden Crisp (or at least it did when I was a kid)

Pineapple makes cum taste yum.

Most other fruits do as well.

Junk food makes it taste awful.

I speak not from first hand experience, of course… [:P]

Pineapple makes cum taste yum.

Most other fruits do as well.

Junk food makes it taste awful.

I speak not from first hand experience, of course… [:P]

No of course not.

Just coz I spat yours out, Toot…

I just hated the way you pulled my hair while I was just trying to do you a favour in return for Aceyalone, you cunt [mad]

I hear they sell asparagus pee in holistic medical centres. You take one whiff and are smarted back to reality and realise there’s nothing wrong with you.

Coffee is a cunt

As are these:

I don’t know why, but that sugar puffs mascot made me laugh so hard.

I don’t know why, but that sugar puffs mascot made me laugh so hard.

I had the exact opposite reaction. Motherfucker terrified me. Hell of a way to kickstart the morning.