oh, do you mean the pay-to-use fan site? back when i discovered it i was a massive tool geek, with the conviction they could do no wrong. even then i could see the lame-ness through my fanboi haze. really, really lame. There were multiple tiers of membership, so you could pay extra and get a tool jacket, a bottle opener, a pair of socks, a hat, and a drink coaster and a tool army credit card.
On that topic, I laughed hearty when i bought the first of the melvins’ solo EP’s and saw the back of the traycard.
“JOIN THE RANKS OF THE MELVINS ARMY”
“ENLIST NOW!!!”
“As a member of the MELVINS Army you will receive exactly what you deserve.”
“ALL FOR ONLY $5.00 PER YEAR!”
I know its more than likely a stab at the KISS ARMY but in this day and age its more pertinent to tool.
On that topic, I laughed hearty when i bought the first of the melvins’ solo EP’s and saw the back of the traycard.
“JOIN THE RANKS OF THE MELVINS ARMY”
“ENLIST NOW!!!”
“As a member of the MELVINS Army you will receive exactly what you deserve.”
“ALL FOR ONLY $5.00 PER YEAR!”
I know its more than likely a stab at the KISS ARMY but in this day and age its more pertinent to tool.
Or our esteemed colleagues from another forum [:)]
This forum IS pretty bitchin’. The lack of egomaniacal mods and the general disposition of everyone here all makes this place a digital paradise.
I don’t yet think my opinion is worthy of sharing yet, but when I do I like the fact people can disagree with it and not be shot down.
Oh, cummahn. You’ve stuck with us this long… I’d say you’ve paid your dues. [;)]
Loving the avatar, by the way.
green death: I remember one of my first posts here got deleted. Something about the creation of HotM involving Jack Daniels and masturbation. [laugh] Whatev, I was on enough barbiturates to kill a lion.