You Don't Have the Right Not to be Offended

We are now selling official copies of The Nursing Home Band ‘You Don’t Have the Right Not to be Offended’. The album comes in a jewel case with a 4 page insert and the CD, all printed by harshnoise.

The album is a blend of Industrial Metal with Arabic keyboards and Noise elements. Six of the tracks can be previewed at our myspace:

http://myspace.com/nursinghomeband

and the promotional video for the “M.W.A.T” single can be viewed at:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cWsP-gy8uf4.

Send $7 paypal to nursinghomeband@hotmail.com to recieve the album. $10 for the album and a bonus DVD which features:

  • ‘You Don’t Have the Right Not to be Offended’ (full album)
  • Various Artists : ‘Every Day is Halloween’ (full album)
  • 8 Bonus Tracks (recorded '06 - '07)
  • “M.W.A.T” Music Video (highest quality)
  • Nursing Home ‘The Birds’ (a Harsh Noise scoring of the ‘attic’ scene in the Hitchcock film)

Album Artwork:

Front Cover

Insert 1

Insert 2

Back Cover

I dug the Nursing Home cd you sent out to me, for free. I take it that there’s a band involved, now? The soundcard in my PC is fragged, or I’d check out your Youtube vid. Good luck with it, man.

Yeah I got a 6 piece together (2 guitars, keyboards, bass, drums + me on drum machine/vocals) and we played a lot of shows in Syracuse as I was finishing my Senior Year.

That incarnation was the one that recorded this new album. Some of the tracks are radically updated versions of songs from my old CD, but most are new songs.

dripping logo.

yeah i wasnt a fan either

Opinions on the music? LOL that our “dripping” logo was so distasteful.

Jizzwad, you better get your copy soon these things are selling like hotcakes.

voidhead, was it you I was talking to over on Litany about all this?

http://litany.prongs.org/index.php?topic=5485.msg308606#msg308606

Was just wondering…Still not impressed. Any chance you can scale the images down?

Yeah that was me. I’ve now been banned and the thread was closed. Was stupid of me to call that guy a “fucking tool”, but he totally was, telling me he played the video for his friends to have a laugh. I mean who is more of a loser: the ones who made the video or the ones who think it’s shit but are still spending their time watching it and criticizing on a message board?

If anything, I’ve come to realize that what we do is provoking a strong reaction in most people either one way or the other. I’ll take that over mediocrity and indifferent responses any day.

The people at Litany are mostly dicks as far as I’m concerned, though all the flaming helped to get a shitload of hits on our video. In the end, all their bitching did me a fucking favor, which is why I kept replying to their temper tantrums.

They are way uptight over there though. I actually planned on posting there regularly regarding Skinny Puppy etc. before I was banned again. They can’t take any criticism of Skinny Puppy without throwing a fucking fit. Oh well…

I hope I at least answered some of your questions concerning our intent with the video.

Yeah that was me. I’ve now been banned and the thread was closed. Was stupid of me to call that guy a “fucking tool”, but he totally was, telling me he played the video for his friends to have a laugh. I mean who is more of a loser: the ones who made the video or the ones who think it’s shit but are still spending their time watching it and criticizing on a message board?

What did you expect? Did you honestly think people would applaud the video and judge it to be decent? I mean, I showed the video to my friend who is Palestinian (and anti-religion and very “American”), and even he shook his head and laughed at it.

What reactions were you looking for?

I’m going to record a song called “Jesus is a Homo.” It’ll be some fuzzy noise with me yelling through distortion “Jesus is a homo, he likes to have penises in his butt.” Then I’ll take a picture of me wearing a wig and a bedsheet with a beard drawn on with magic marker, and I’ll photoshop in a cartoon penis pointing at my face.
Then, when people tell me that I’m making amateurish music with retarded visuals, I will finally get to claim that “at least I’m provoking a strong reaction in most people instead of just being mediocre.”
I mean, come on, don’t you see the message I’m sending you? Jesus is a homo, and you’re really uptight for thinking my art is shit. And you think it’s shit because you’re offended, not because it’s actually just bad.

Sorry dude, the music itself is fine and forgettable, but the high-horse/I’m shocking attitude just sinks it.

Ba-ZING!

Nah, but seriously, looks interesting.

By the way, “Lucifer Samantha?”

[laugh]

well i tell you… mqhanlon just almost exactly described the thrill kill kult concert on the Sexplosion tour i saw in memphis at the omni new daisy. they had a guy come out dressed like jesus (on the cross mind you). with a big fat ass cock hanging out. then the bomb gang girlz blew him, and then (are you ready for it) he CAME ON THEM!!!

all in all, this stuff isn’t that shocking bro. if i can give you some constructive criticism i’d have to say that you’re trying just waaaaay to hard man. maybe you’re young and in high school (no disrespect meant by that btw). it might seem from you perspective that your thing is working because you’re pissing them off. don’t settle for such simplistic reactions. dig deeper… waaaay deeper. for example… you’re pimping out the fact that you look like the terrorist prisoners on the cover. why show that? why not just do it live? you’re giving it all away.

I’m going to record a song called “Jesus is a Homo.” It’ll be some fuzzy noise with me yelling through distortion “Jesus is a homo, he likes to have penises in his butt.” Then I’ll take a picture of me wearing a wig and a bedsheet with a beard drawn on with magic marker, and I’ll photoshop in a cartoon penis pointing at my face.
Then, when people tell me that I’m making amateurish music with retarded visuals, I will finally get to claim that “at least I’m provoking a strong reaction in most people instead of just being mediocre.”
I mean, come on, don’t you see the message I’m sending you? Jesus is a homo, and you’re really uptight for thinking my art is shit. And you think it’s shit because you’re offended, not because it’s actually just bad.

Sorry dude, the music itself is fine and forgettable, but the high-horse/I’m shocking attitude just sinks it.

Do it then.

I once saw GG Allin eat a bible onstage on Valentine’s Day. Probably part of his high fiber diet that kept him regular y’know.

I feel inspired and enlightened now. finally someone managed to open my eyes. thank you voidhead.

I feel inspired and enlightened now. finally someone managed to open my eyes. thank you voidhead.

No problem.

Ba-ZING!

Nah, but seriously, looks interesting.

By the way, “Lucifer Samantha?”

[laugh]

Yeah that’s the bassist’s name in the group, based on the Pink Floyd song “Lucifer Sam”

I once saw GG Allin eat a bible onstage on Valentine’s Day. Probably part of his high fiber diet that kept him regular y’know.

And now where is G.G. Allin? DEAD! that’s where!! Take it from G.G. Kiddies Eating Bibles will Kill You!!

On A side note: I guess this thread was not the Reaction you were hoping for, huh, Voidhead!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Shit Sandwich

ah yes, the ‘Spinal Tap’ review.

“they didn’t print that, did they?”

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Nigel Tufnel: what’s wrong with being sexy?
David St. Hubbins: its SEX-IST.

…while on tour in memphis. and listening to the radio… as the jockey comes in after playing a 'tap tune. anoouncer says “currently residing in the ‘where are they now file’”

guys don’t even get me started quoting that fuckin movie. lol.