… Somebody beat the shit outta Jizzwad for his mouth, and he’s laid up in a hospital somewhere recovering? Dudes been absent for over a week… I’m getting worried, I gotta submit attendance here!
Late,
grmpysmrf
His abscence does worry me more than a little. [:(]
This forum can’t lose the Jizz.
Maybe he’s getting some! =)
Jizzim’s havin a big gay love in.
methinks senor jizz is composing his opus, while enjoying some nasty female company(ies). he’s doin’ the hugh hefner thing.
or he’s in jail, for the same deal
Maybe he’s getting some! =)
I thought of this, but given how crappy the last month or so has been I’m pretty pessimistic.
Late,
grmpysmrf
anybody send a private message to the jizzular one yet?
He’s totally indulging in his secret fat chick fetish.
harsh.
(for real?)
He’s totally indulging in his secret fat chick fetish.
Or being eaten! LOL!
Late,
grmpysmrf
i think senor jizz is composing his drag outfit for the wicked lake signing.
scouring the thrift stores for huge ugly bracelets, platforms(good luck–but maybe in ohio… who knows)and discussing hair strategies with his peeps.
didn’t he say he needed sponsors to go to the event?
ok. jizz found some bucks and is doin’ it.
why the hell are we outta the loop.
oh yeah. (methinks he’s a journalist) needs his privacy.amen.
(HOPE HE’S OKAY–all kidding aside)
maybe the peeps over at the PA kidnapped him and are planning on subjecting him to a non stop barrage of bush triology music. =)
senor jizz probably has an internal mechanism (adrenalin-like) so’s he can detect any “unusual” activity within the confines of the usual ohio experience.
that said, the guy ain’t gettin’ a hood thrown over him by anybody. those platforms be flyin’, the beads goin’ in for the kill to some stupid fucker’s mouth and the jizz be (stumblin’) walkin’ away.
wow. that guy’s probably using this and writing for hollywood. DAMN.
so anyway, did send a private message to senor jizz. this shit ain’t funny. (unless everybody’s okay)
okay, NOW i get to be gay for jizzwad. somebody take my computer away…
i’m lookin’ for the man.
Im sure there is nothing wrong with jizzdrink. He’s probably just taking a break like on vacation. Or his computer broke down.
He’s totally indulging in his secret fat chick fetish.
Secret?
well, maybe you guys are friends. i don’t know, connelly and i are friends–surprise suprise. but my experience dealing with people who are ,oh let’s say “distressed” always sends up red alerts. and sometimes it’s nothing. and sometimes it’s worse.
senor jizz. ARE YOU THERE?
nothun’ worse than no answer.
i think you guys know i did soime serious AA time. sometimes peeps fall apart–male or female. and (depending upon the personality you help.)
if jizzular-one is on a tear–ok.
(and he’s probably sitting in his socks reading this crap and laughing)
oh how is chris doing with the injury thing?
jizz is in hiding… probably went totally incognito for the signing ordeal and has a new identity for a while and is all donnie brasco…
jizz is ready to publish his book. (my theory)
chris is chris. ask him yourself–oh i guess you did.
i ain’t no nurse.
(altho, that might make for an interesting video…)
maybe the peeps over at the PA kidnapped him and are planning on subjecting him to a non stop barrage of bush triology music. =)
That is sick and cruel.
[reply]maybe the peeps over at the PA kidnapped him and are planning on subjecting him to a non stop barrage of bush trilogy music. =)
While force feeding him twinkies and cans of Lard to wash them down, While chanting “One Of Us! One Of Us!” I’m Sure it was Mooney’s idea!
Late,
grmpysmrf