WTF I WANTED AN IPOD HATES YOU MOM = DADD

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http://techcrunch.com/2011/12/26/wtf-i-wanted-an-iphone/

we are DOOMED

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Wow!
:frowning:
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Know what I got for Christmas this year? A twelve-pack, a Goddamn pie, and a kick-ass hookah session. I ain’t bitchin’, it was amazing.

Man. Fuck people.

“YUO GOT ME TEH BLAK WUN STED OF THE WHIET ONE ZOMG HATE YOU GUYZ”

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No surprises that most of the profile pics are self-taken shots, with some taken in front of mirrors.

WTF?! I wanted Steve Jobs biography and I got an Ipad Awesomo 3000 instead.

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I got a coat on the first day and nothing else for the other seven… Damn Jews.

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Bring back the good old days . . .
Kid would ask for a train set.
Kid would get Play-Doh.
Kid would whine.
Kid would get beat.
Kid would shut up.

Repeat until your kid learns to not be an emo sissy.

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Bring back the good old days . . .
Kid would ask for a train set.
Kid would get Play-Doh.
Kid would whine.
Kid would get beat.
Kid would shut up.

Repeat until your kid learns to not be an emo sissy.

Sound advice…

I was happy with a Stretch Armstrong and few plastic green army men…

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Know what I got for Christmas this year? A twelve-pack, a Goddamn pie, and a kick-ass hookah session. I ain’t bitchin’, it was amazing.

I would be happy enough with just the pie.

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I got a bag of beef jerky and a t-shirt from my folks and I think that’s pretty awesome.

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You hella look like John Lithgow there.

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You hella look like John Lithgow there.

A hipper more attractive John Lithgow!!

Well maybe a relative. Actually John Lithgow may be Stretching it.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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A hipper more attractive John Lithgow!!

Thank you, Brothaman!

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[reply]
A hipper more attractive John Lithgow!!

Thank you, Brothaman![/reply]
Gotcher back homie!
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Oh, Fook! Gunnar is the Trinity Killer!

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A more attractive John Lithgow?
How is that possible?

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The World According to Gunnar…

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[reply]Know what I got for Christmas this year? A twelve-pack, a Goddamn pie, and a kick-ass hookah session. I ain’t bitchin’, it was amazing.

I would be happy enough with just the pie.[/reply]

This pie is a fucking monster. It’s got like three different unidentifiable berries in it and it’s so rich. I’m not even halfway done with it. It’s kicking my ass and I’m giving it all I got.