WORST. FESTIVAL. EVER.

I thought it was one of those joke fliers at first . . . but it’s real. And Ministry is playing.

I left this comment on Sin’s page . . .

“You know I love you fuckers, but, holy fucking fuck of all fucks that is the shittiest looking shitpile of a shitty shitfest to ever shit shit. Here’s how to improve it. Ministry goes on at 9pm. All the other bands go to Hell and fucking die. UGGHHH!!! Have a great show, though. Hopefully all the people there will get a chance to enjoy one real band and wake up from their shit-soaked coma of awful that they’ve been floating in. Seriously. What the fuck?”

I guess with RiotFest last week, all the good bands have already left Denver?

That is awful.

I might consider retiring if I had to open for a band named Chevelle.

Dookie …

Volbeat. Haha.

If this is the best they can do for mainstream rock/metal festivals, I wonder if it won’t be long before Ministry starts playing industrial/goth festivals. At least they could headline those, and the other bands might be more to my liking.

There is a fest out touring now called ‘Make America Rock Again’ that has to be the absolute worst festival ever…that name is a dead giveaway that it sucks diseased rhino cocks…

MAKE AMERICA ROCK AGAIN!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I looked it up. It’s hilarious. It looks like the lineups for Ozzfest around 2000 when nu-metal and rap-metal dominated . . . . Trapt? P.O.D.? Alien Ant Farm? CRAZY TOWN??? HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I would have sworn it was some joke flier that someone made up, but it’s a real thing. If it were close I’d almost want to go just to see . . . who the heck goes to something like that?

Dude . . . just . . . look . . .

http://www.makeamericarockagain.com/

MAKE AMERICA ROCK AGAIN!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I looked it up. It’s hilarious. It looks like the lineups for Ozzfest around 2000 when nu-metal and rap-metal dominated . . . . Trapt? P.O.D.? Alien Ant Farm? CRAZY TOWN??? HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I would have sworn it was some joke flier that someone made up, but it’s a real thing. If it were close I’d almost want to go just to see . . . who the heck goes to something like that?

Dude . . . just . . . look . . .

http://www.makeamericarockagain.com/

Yeah,I was in disbelief too…I couldn’t even bring myself to make a link…I actually saw Crazy Town on one of those early Ozzfest tours(we only went because Sabbath was playing)…and they were by far the absolute worst band I have ever seen in my 45 years on this planet…