Lol @ Urinal guards… I dont think I’ve ever seen one before except in a movie… all the urinals are just… there, next to each other open space, no “guards”.
Anyone ever pee in the women’s toilets by accident? I’ve done so twice; once drunk, once not. The best course of action is to act non-chalant.
I tried peeing like a man once in the urinal, didn’t quite have the direction I was hoping for.
Oh and 'Strains make hot olympians.
Penelope Cruz has a damned fine set of pizza crusts.
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Any of you guys have that incredibly abrasive meathead friend that revels in whipping out his cock and always trying to get you to look at it so he can hit you, or is that just me?
Anyway, back on topic… Curling is sexy.
Any of you guys have that incredibly abrasive meathead friend that revels in whipping out his cock and always trying to get you to look at it so he can hit you, or is that just me?
I think it’s just you! Damn that sounds awkward…
btw Velvet who ever that pic is, she is hella pretty!
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[reply]weren’t cloves made illegal w/the flavor cigerettes cause it was felt they were aimed at kids? i kinda remember a thread about that a while ago
Not in California. You can buy cloves, vanilla cigarettes, fruit punch cigarettes, I think chocolate cigarettes (at the 7-11) and many different flavors of clove cigarettes cherry, vanilla, cherry vanilla mix…
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I used to smoke these little Indian cigarettes called “bidis”. They were rolled in a little leaf and they looked like some creepy little brown joint, tied up with a little tiny string.
I’d buy them at the Indian market for like 75 cents a pack. Then one day I saw flavored ones at a smoke shop. I tried strawberry and something else I can’t remember. They tasted horrible, like someone put laundry detergent in them or something.
Any of you guys have that incredibly abrasive meathead friend that revels in whipping out his cock and always trying to get you to look at it so he can hit you, or is that just me?
I have a friend who gets his cock out quite frequently… or used to at least. But it was just because he wanted a reaction, not because he wanted to hit anyone.
Anyone ever pee in the women’s toilets by accident? I’ve done so twice; once drunk, once not. The best course of action is to act non-chalant.
been there. my method in my drunken stupor was when in rome, so i decided to pee sitting down. i think i though i’d blend in or something
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Any of you guys have that incredibly abrasive meathead friend that revels in whipping out his cock and always trying to get you to look at it so he can hit you, or is that just me?
I think it’s just you! Damn that sounds awkward…
btw Velvet who ever that pic is, she is hella pretty!
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Torah Bright? i dunno, i agree…
Yeah it is Torah Bright, Australian Gold medalist.
This is an apt illustration:
The guy in the yellow shirt is carmangary, the guy in the blue is grmp:
See attachment if pic doesn’t work.
Haha!
Have you seen that movie about the wait staff? I think the name of the movie is Wait Staff or something like that.
Waiting is the name of that one… after you watch this, it will make oyu want to be nice to whoever is serving you food from now on.
Their whole caught you looking at my genitals game is pretty hilarious, especially the names they come up with. The Goat???
This thread is right up there with the wonders that is BBW in sheer hilarity.
@mick
Oh my god I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face!!
that shit is hilarious!!
…but seriously, I’d still use a stall, even if no one is in the bathroom… someone could come in and my bladder will cut off and that shit hurts!! and worse yet I’ll be standing their with my cock out and no business going on…
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For a person who pervertedly purports to peep every pecker on the planet you sure seem to be protective of your own privates’ privacy.
For a person who pervertedly purports to peep every pecker on the planet you sure seem to be protective of your own privates’ privacy.
yeah?
LOL I’ll show it to you if you want?
that was a genius use of alliteration by the way!
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Perfect! Please promptly position penis on PC.
Nah, sorry. No schlongage actually needed. I just felt like beating [doh!] a dead horse!
Heh, I think i’ve had that happen to me once. Uncomfortable. But not all kitchens are like that though. There’s easily some perversion there, but we don’t fuck with anyone’s food. Even if the customer’s a total cunt. Just a few days ago, we had some lady order a “chicken and sausage soup”, or aptly titled “chicken tortilla”. Server brings it back and tells us how this dumbass of a woman didn’t realize there’d be chicken in it. That’s the reality of food industry, heh. Just a lot of dumb shit going back and forth on a very often and day to day basis. And man, if you run out of cornbread…FUCK!