Yes, please clarify what are the criteria for nipple judging. Size, degree of difficulty, structural integrity, squirting distance . . . ?
I’m just curious
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I’m also a wonderful foot judge, having an exquisite pair myself. As for the criteria for judging nipples, well yes size, squirt distance, fullness, colour all count. I believe I am a better judge because I am more capable of lactating than a man.
I dunno. I have a weiner but I don’t go around judging other guys’ junk. In fact, I try hard not to ever see it.
Oh. not me! I’m a comparer! I wanna know how I measure up. So I’m looking to see if I’m humbled or if I have bragging rights!
“Ha! look at his little dangler! poor guy!” or perhaps “Jesus!! look at the size of that dong! so that’s why he always has that bruise on the inside of his knee!”
Likewise, unless you are a lesbian I don’t think you can appreciate the nippus apparatus as much as a dude. That’s my uneducated opinion at least.
I agree! if a woman doesn’t like another woman’s nips it’s probably out of jealousy. (kinda working on Gunnar’s (I think it was Gunnar) theory with ugly women and the internet a few threads back)
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grmpysmrf
I’m with Carmangary . . . if I never see another man’s weiner ever again I’ll be just fine.
I’m with Carmangary . . . if I never see another man’s weiner ever again I’ll be just fine.
Scared ya’ might like it or what? I’m secure in my masculinity, that I don’t care one one way or another. Must suck for you two though, staying up at night worrying about it. Which means you’re thinking about someone else’s cock an awful lot!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Why is it not possible for a woman to form an opinion on another woman based on anything other than hatred and jealousy?
Ahh, yes. There’s always that awkward moment where the guy who just copped to checking out other guys’ junk is left feeling odd about his admission and needs to call “homo” on the guys that DON’T look at other men’s packages.
Whatever you gotta do, Grumps. It’s all good.
squirt distance
Personally I don’t believe all women talk about other womens parts through a screen of hatred or jealousy… may be the case more often than not but not always.
As regards nipple connoisseuring, I think you can’t divorce the nipple from the rest of the breast (areola, colour, condition, direction) I mean who likes a nipple just hanging off the end of a deflated breast? I have always found Penelope Cruz to be in possession of some awesome charms
Perhaps I am just more a large nipple woman?
Whatever helps you sleep Grumpy.
I honestly think a wonderful nipple can make an ok breast great. Ione Skye is a woman I am sorely jealous of, magnificent pair of bangers.
Or maybe more this type?
You guys are making me so fucking horny.
Blue Velvet’s application to be Gunnar’s housewife is being re-reviewed as we speak.
Ahh, yes. There’s always that awkward moment where the guy who just copped to checking out other guys’ junk is left feeling odd about his admission and needs to call “homo” on the guys that DON’T look at other men’s packages.
Whatever you gotta do, Grumps. It’s all good.
No awkward moment. I just think it’s strange that you two would go out of your way to not look. seems obsessive.
As far as me comparing, I don’t go out of my way. Obviously I’m not looking over the divider at the urinal but I’ll catch a glance or what have you, if I’m in the gym locker room or some similar situation. I rarely waive the accusation around but it really seems homophobic that you two would be on the look out of where not to look.
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grmpysmrf
If someone checks me out at the toilet I am going to pee on their shoes! Weirdos!
so you look into another man’s eyes while your touching yourself at the toilet?? Sexy!
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grmpysmrf
idk grmp, I think your on your own on this one. I would assume the need to be looking at other lads micky’s in the jacks would be either (or a combination of) infantile/self esteem issue/gay. It’s an unwritten rule that you don’t look at other lads unless your looking for trouble (or some George Michael action). There is nothing wrong at all about intentionally avoiding sight of another man’s junk. You look after yourself and expect everyone else to do the same.
I wonder if RevCo will give Grumpy a shout out on the next CD.
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I doubt if it will ever happen, but if there ever happens to be a Prongs Get-together, I will make sure not to enter the bathroom when Grmpy is in there.
Cool idea, though! Who would host it, though?
Paul? Chris? Al? (heh)
Let’s not twist this fella’s! I said before, I’m not looking over the urinal guard but if I’m in the locker room in the gym and some 3,000 pound guy of solid muscle comes lumbering in and strips down for a shower or to change or whatever I/m not gonna ogle the guy but I’m gonna glance to see if he’s a steroid user if you know what I mean!
Besides Carmangary, I’m a stall user anyway no urinals or troughs for me. I prefer the bathroom that somewhat represent the privateness of my own personal bathroom. You never know what kinda perverts peek over the urinal guard!
Late,
grmpysmrf
i’m not gay at all, but i have no problem is seeing another guys junk. i mean i’d prefer not to, but if it’s something that happens it’s not going to kill me.
Where do you hang out where big guys jump in the shower with you?
Oh don’t ever jump in the shower! Wet feet, wet, slick tile that’s really a recipe for disaster. besides previously I said “some naked guy in the locker room” not taking a shower with me… how did you translate that? no wonder you can’t handle to look at it if you jump to wild fantasies about being in the shower with guys at the mere mention of some dude disrobing in a locker room. embrace who you are don’t run from it!
i’m not gay at all, but i have no problem is seeing another guys junk… but if it’s something that happens it’s not going to kill me.
…And that’s really all I’m saying! once again Porkspam the voice reason. Rock on brother!
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grmpysmrf