Rush is one of those bands that I truly, truly hate. And if someone is really into that band, there is a great probability that I will hate that person too.
It’s just so friggin’ nerdy. It’s like everything that rock and roll isn’t turned into one big nerdy fagfest.
Go roam the streets until you find me 5 guys with RUSH t-shirts on. They will undoubtedly be stocky, bearded, wearing glasses, and have a bit of a pot-belly. They will look like some jackass computer programmer from 1982. They are not the guys you would ever want to party with. They are not the guys you would ever want to drink with. They are never with chicks. Chicks don’t like them. And they dress like completely clueless bozos (nice sneakers, jackass!). They just represent everything that WOULDN’T make a concert awesome.
“Oh, but dude, you obviously know nothing about drumming because Neal Pert is the . . .” SHUT UP, NERD!!!
"Did you know that Rush is the only band to . . " I SAID SHUT UP!!!
“Yeah, but what about Geddy Lee . . .”
Geddy Lee? Good gravy, Son, that cat makes Tom Petty look like Brad Pitt had Tom Cruise’s love child. Geddy Lee is uncomfortably ugly. At least Lemmy’s ugliness is coated with a case a double-barrell badassness. Same with Iggy Pop and other notoriously grotesque rockers. They’re ugly . . . but they’re really, really COOL too and there’s something inherently sexy about their hideous form.
Rush is like the whitest band in the world. You would never find a Mexican that liked Rush. You would never find a black guy that liked Rush. Even Asians aren’t lame enough to like Rush. White people are the only people lame enough for this band. And this band, for the whitest of white people, is like the anthem to their lives. They like this crap because it’s safe and makes them feel ‘smart’.
No one goes to a Rush concert and wonders if they’re gonna get in a fight. No one goes to a Rush concert and thinks stage diving would be a good idea. I bet at Rush concerts more wine is sold than beer. And the beer that is sold is probably microbrews or imports because the fans don’t like the taste of Bud Light and will talk at length about it.
As a lifelong metal fan it’s actually always irritated me whenever these dorks get lumped in as “heavy metal”. In my world they couldn’t be further from it.