Seriously, think about it… This board is a total sausage fest! How many females post here on a regular basis? None that I know of, though it seems there are several among the piss army refugees. Perhaps a small dose of estrogen would be good for the diversity of this site.
Thoughts?
Seriously, think about it… This board is a total sausage fest!
Why do you think I’m over here!
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Chicks in crisis
Yep there are many Pisswomen.
Man, I go past the local high school with it’s 16 year old girls out in Dublin, Ohio and no shit, muthafucka - it’s like a casting call for Show Girls. There’s a young woman I work with at night who’s 6’1" and just turned 20 years old, who’s been on my back all week to get into bed. I can’t get rid of her and I keep telling her, NO! I’m not one of those dirty old men types who fuck young girls and sh*t. I have nothing much to say to girls under 26 years of age most of the time.
Weird.
Bravo!
I have an over 30’s rule with men, there’s nothing anyone under that age has that I need or require (I’m 35 btw)
I’m 41. Give me a call sometime. hehe.
It aint white boy day [;)]
Wrong topic to say this but jizzwad reminds me of this guy i know in real life, Jaime.
A complicated, somewhat narcissistic, incredibly intelligent dude who has enough experience to see through anyone and anything.
You’re a cool dude jizzwad, my shallow praise probably means fuck all to you though.
Rock on!
Wrong topic to say this but jizzwad reminds me of this guy i know in real life, Jaime.
A complicated, somewhat narcissistic, incredibly intelligent dude who has enough experience to see through anyone and anything.
You’re a cool dude jizzwad, my shallow praise probably means fuck all to you though.
Rock on!
Jizzwad reminds me a lot of an old PA member that was banned several years ago.
I’d of had you tossed out of school for plagerizing “Spanking The Monkey” A shitty little indy flick that I can totally see why you like. HAHA I can’t believe you have been to see the Dean… You actually followed direction? HAHA, LOSER! I’m sure your GC is worthless, you need a professional. “where do colleges find these twats?” they let you in, that should be clarity enough!
Later bitch,
grmpysmrf
Would you tell all that to my wrting teacher please? I’ll seriously rub yr genitals for a week.
I just finished a story called “The Dress” for my english teacher at Design school Friday. It’s about a boy who has an affair with his mother. I showed it to her because I was very proud of it and hoped maybe she would use it to help me get admitted to the advanced level class that 2nd year students aren’t ( usually ) allowed to take. And do you know what that c*nt did? She xeroxed my story and dropped it in my file in the dean’s office who is a total asshole. I’ve been called into his office twice already this year. She also along with it included a handwritten note that said to the effect that I should meet with my guidance counselor ( who’s utterly worthless BTW ) because the story was clearly an indication that I have some “issues”.
It’s called verisimilitude, bitch.
Jesus.
Where do colleges find these twats???
My. My. My.
Such anger. [/reply]
I’m not angry. I rather enjoy your predictably bland thesaurus babble. Plus, I know that all I have to do is push any one of a zillion of your buttons and you dance just like a chimp, complete with propeller beanie. So amuse us some more with your amazing intellect.
William Blake once said “There is nothing new under the sun.” and there have been times when I thought I had an original idea, only to discover that my idea was formed long ago by someone else and that I just coincidentally dreamed up the same thing, or if you believe in Jung’s collective unconscious, I just turned into the data bank of the universe
And yet there you believe you stand above the sun.
Having not seen this movie I can’t say.
Yeah right, all of your amazing insights are lifted from obscure movies. You have nothing but time on your hands you have YET to have an original thought. You have yet to produce anything productive. Your entire trophy case is filled with trying to destroy others. YOU ARE WEAK. Your accomplishments…. Bravo! Destruction, the crudest form of accomplishment! If you were a comedian that would make you MASTER of the Knock knock joke. Congratulations. You are, dare I say, “A loud mouthed MOBSTER…Forcing his opinion on everyone”
However I know[believe] that you are a feep who’s critical tastes are usually way off the mark. This is fact. Because you constantly settle for - even demand mediocrity, transience, and superficiality…
Correction “believe”. Seems to be it with you. You believe everything so that clouds your ability to think. GO ON A DIET.
How else to explain your blind devotion to all things Ministry?
Now I know you can’t read. No, No I take that back you can read, you just have no comprehension!
Whatever my reasons, I constantly ask more for myself.
LOL ha ha what does that mean? “Ask more for yourself?” How so? In what way? LOL you just write this crap so it makes it real? That was funny.
I wold not have you go to your grave thinking your view serves some sort of common weal.
Ahh! How sweet, you care. I’m sorry old jizzyboy I only like you as a friend. I wish I cared back for you. I know that one stung cause you’re still hearing it.
It serves only your narrow, jejune prejudices. I may not be a Tolstoy, but I must say I have the ability and pannache to ride your swaybacked nagging encrusted cunt through the shitrain and firestorm of all the outraged sycophants who accept dross ( Ministry + Saw films ) and try to convince the rest of us it’s gold.
Comprehension skills! buddy, comprehension skills! Nobody works harder than you on this board to convince anybody of anything. How many “I Swing from Jesu’s Nuts and you should too” Posts is this for you now? You know you have stated you have not seen the Saw movies so based on your “spanking the monkey” review you can’t comment so you have no idea if it is gold or not. DANCE LITTLE MONKEY DANCE.
Later Bitch
grmpysmrf
da wimmins be hangin’ with the smart men.
no other splaining that one.
too bad for certain of the mens here.
[reply]Wrong topic to say this but jizzwad reminds me of this guy i know in real life, Jaime…
Rock on!
Jizzwad reminds me a lot of an old PA member that was banned several years ago.[/reply]
Jizzwad reminds me of the fat guy at the end of the South Park WOLRD OF WARCRAFT episode. All Fat, with pimples, no life and a wrist guard 'cause he is on the keyboard too much…
Late,
grmpysmrf
there is a degree of tolerance. the expression goes, “dig, man.”
LOL your a 35 year old 6’2 154 pound vegetarian who studies industrial/ interior decorating, runs marathons and works out? Hippy…
Save the cows eat sprouts? maybe on the internet but in real life you’re a 5’4 621lb tub of chewed bubble gum. You had me going there for a sec. don’t be too mad i’m just being candid and honest
Later bitch
grmpysmrf
You are a porcine fool, grump.
I refer you to the Rio Grande Dub thread where you lumbered out the following to Peligro:
“I don’t want you to be JIzzwad I KNOW your jizzwad. “The writing styles are different”? BULLSHIT! you guys mispell the same shit and make the same punctuation errors. Just cause you write with a dialect as JIZZYBOY doesn’t mean the “styles” are different. You Artard! LOL I’d even go so far as to say you post as a couple different people on this board.”
Honestly. How wrong you were.
But no - you had this to back you up:
"I grade papers for a living; it’s easy to spot the “cheats!”
You owe one of us an apology.
Here’s your propeller beanie back,.
Dance chimp, dance…
Further deponent sayeth not.
On a side note how wrong you are about my evil destructive ways. Funny how you manged to perceive only my putdowns of random talents and posters and did not let penetrate your personal outrage my praise + pleasure for Danny Walker, Earth, Ridley Scott, Neil Peart, Neurosis, Jarboe, Jack London, Celine, Hardy, Robert Plant, Alison Krauss, Moebius, Corben, Moorcock, Howard, Robbe-Grillet, …oh how the list goes on. If my obsession with ugliness and fat peeps here causes you discomfort - too fucking bad. I submit your pissed because I said something about you something you know to be true ( see the whole Peligro = Jizzwad slip-up above ) and find it mean and discomforting to acknowledge. On the other hand maybe I just might have it in for you, but it’s probably easier on a night’s sleep to paint me as an outta shape small-minded spirit filled with hate and villification for my " betters ". Sure, grump.
As for being fat?
Shuh right. I’m 6’2" and weigh 154 pounds. I ran my first Marathon last year and plan on doing it again in the spring. I am also a strict vegetarian and have a memb to Lifetime fitness and World’s gym. I do not play video games.
My rants on here change from time to time as I learn more. But a certain amount of what I say still seems valid. I don’ think all of the forum members would call my tangled hip-shot farrago of half baked bullshit and shallow philosophy “pat”.
This will I trust not fall on your ears well. While it is always important to speak the truth there can sometimes be too much of it at one time, all in one place for proper balance. I can see often that I paraised enough as I panned, the weight of the comments that were negative, the force and my articulation of the denigrations, seems or appears to be far greater at times.
To quote from Sa’di, Persian author and poet: “Once you have spoken a word of ill against your fellow man, even if what you say is true, you too are evil.”
Should I know better, grump? Should I care?
Dunno.
One thing is for sure I unlike others do not bow my head and wait for your half -assed lash that will “humble” me.
How fucking foolish of me to think that candor and honesty would carry the day here from time to time. How naive of me to think that those no less surfeited with hubris than myself would contain the nobilty to look on the words and at least credit them as sincere.
I guess it’s ok to have an opinion as long as it isn’t expressed.
Deny it all you like but I continue to either out of noble intent or out of vicious inclination - continue to post exciting, contemplative, controversial posts that anger you, cause you to question the status quo, ask troubling questions and also provide interesting information.
You know what? For all the shit I give you, Jizz… You aight.
Blatantly offensive and mind-numingly abraisive…
But aight.
Sixteen different people will interpret the same statement sixteen different ways.
It’s not what you say; it is how you say it.
I continue to either out of noble intent or out of vicious inclination - continue to post exciting, contemplative, controversial posts that anger you, cause you to question the status quo, ask troubling questions and also provide interesting information.
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It very easy to be shocking or appalling. Linking those qualities to inspiring “interesting questions/information” just severely underestimates your arrogance
I think I cracked the Jizzwad mystery.
QED.
???
I don’t get it. Damn did I land in bizarro world or what? Another posts I can’t seem to follow.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]I think I cracked the Jizzwad mystery.
QED.
???
I don’t get it. Damn did I land in bizarro world or what? Another posts I can’t seem to follow.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
How much math have you taken?
[reply]
[reply]I think I cracked the Jizzwad mystery.
QED.
???
I don’t get it. Damn did I land in bizarro world or what? Another posts I can’t seem to follow.
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
How much math have you taken?[/reply]
The bare minimum. College algebra was it and I shoulda failed geometry in high school but I had a teacher that graded on a curve.
Late,
grmpysmrf