while not technically jokes… I’ve always found these funny:
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat ugly slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees sucking my cock
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: That’s cool, cause after I get done smackin’ it to you in the back of my car… I don’t give a shit where you go.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your face
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me… As long as you’re still warm when I shove it up your ass.
a priest a pedophile and a rapist walk into the bar… and that’s just the FIRST guy!
Q: How did helen Helen keller burn her ear?
A: Answering the Iron.
Q: How did she burn her other ear?
A: they called back! (I know, I know, How did she hear the phone ring in the first place But Who cares?)
Q: How did helen Kellers parents punish her?
A: they’d leave the plunger in the toilet!