It doesn’t mean you have to regret it, just something you thought back on and went ‘Hey, what a fucking stupid idea that was’
Mine, probably stripping on a busy street and giving everyone for free what they should have paid for.
Winter time, at my friends ‘flop house’, we had a drunken/stoned roman candle fight in the yard. At some point we were throwing snowballs, and Paul was outside the 2nd story window. I nailed him upside the face, and he fell down, then slid off the roof into a snowpile. He just missed the cement outside the backdoor.
We laughed like hyenas. A little more sober, I realized I could have seriously hurt him. Of course the blame is partly his, since he climbed out the 2nd story window…
Heroin.
well the stupidity list is pretty long. let’s see.
going to see lou reed in like 1978(?) at some shitty little club in the chicago suburbs with my friend steve who was small and wiry and we managed to push our way to the stage. reed was smoking and tossing the butts onto the stage and steve and i were crawling up there with the crowd pushing against us with the newly opened space where we were standing.
i almost broke my back, passed out for lack of oxygen and have never been able to deal with crowds since. panic.
did get a nice souvenir, tho.
Going to church.
giving people the benefit of the doubt. no more of that.
certain things that you stick in your veins
I was staying at a backpackers in Brighton England a few years back and the room I was staying in was a mix of three girls, three boys.
Anyway, I got up early one morning at about 6am, stripped off and walked down the hall in the nude and took a shower. Then I walked back down the hall in the nude, back to the room and sat on the edge of my bed wondering what to do with the rest of the day. Thinking everyone was asleep and feeling kind of aroused I decided, while sitting there naked, to…um…give myself some…hand relief. Then I got dressed and headed down to the beach.
When I got back the manager asked to speak to me. He told me that there had been a complaint against me and that the police may have to get involved. Turns out two of the young girls were wide awake and were watching in horror as I was masturbating. I was asked to leave and to leave a forwarding address in case the police needed to catch up with me. I gave them a false address and left town real quick.
A few weeks later I was tracked down and charged with performing an incident act in public and spent two nights in jail. I was later fined and given a two year probabtionary period.
I guess you could say it was the costliest wank I ever had!!!
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Jerked off on my ex-girlfriends face while she was sleeping and she woke up and KICKED MY ASS! got some scars from the beating.
XtRaterrestrial FTW!
At least you didn’t fuck her.
Both green death and Xtraterrestrial get the win, for straight-up truth and utter hilarity, respectively.
I’m gonna have to narrow it down to three things, because I’ve done a LOT of stupid things over the years.
- Trying LSD.
- Burning my cock with a lighter for twenty bucks.
- Not getting into Ministry until early '04.
Drunkenly falling asleep in a park and waking up in jail the next morning.
XtRaterrestrial FTW!
At least you didn’t fuck her.
It wasnt the first time, but it was the first beating.
so girls have been beating you up ever since?
i could use ten grand…hm.
statute of limitations’ probably expired. damn!
I was staying at a backpackers in Brighton England a few years back and the room I was staying in was a mix of three girls, three boys.
Anyway, I got up early one morning at about 6am, stripped off and walked down the hall in the nude and took a shower. Then I walked back down the hall in the nude, back to the room and sat on the edge of my bed wondering what to do with the rest of the day. Thinking everyone was asleep and feeling kind of aroused I decided, while sitting there naked, to…um…give myself some…hand relief. Then I got dressed and headed down to the beach.
When I got back the manager asked to speak to me. He told me that there had been a complaint against me and that the police may have to get involved. Turns out two of the young girls were wide awake and were watching in horror as I was masturbating. I was asked to leave and to leave a forwarding address in case the police needed to catch up with me. I gave them a false address and left town real quick.
A few weeks later I was tracked down and charged with performing an incident act in public and spent two nights in jail. I was later fined and given a two year probabtionary period.
I guess you could say it was the costliest wank I ever had!!!
[:)]
god damn
Getting in the WABAC (Sherman and Mr. Peabody) machine to one day of my mispent youth…
Let me preface by saying that there was an obscene amount of drugs and alcohol involved - of course. A friend worked at a golf course and made a copy of one of the golf cart key (they are all the same) and thought it might make an fun evening drinking, smoking, while buzzing around on the golf carts at night. The night started off as planned but quickly went down hill when one of the carts got stuck in a sand trap. While trying to get the thing out it, burst into flame. We had to push it into the creek nearby to keep the flames down. Whoops. After that, someone got the bright idea to try and jump the creek with the golf cart Dukes of Hazzard style. It crashed into the opposing bank and sank into the creek. 2 carts destroyed. At that point we figured what is a little more destruction??? We had races, jumps, and a smash up derby. Next thing you know about 20 cops show up some how everyone escaped without getting caught and no one ever spoke about it for about 10 years. I still have the article in the paper about about how some “gang” broke into the golf course and went on a rampage burning, and or otherwise destroying 11 golf carts and causing about $45,000 worth of damage. Generally, I don’t destroy other peoples property as that is just very wrong, but will say that we had a blast and never did get caught. There was a $10,000 reward for our capture at one point.
GODDAMN
I forgot about the incident with the pig, a candle and some rum…
i managed to do a wheelie when i took my first motorcycle safety course test in chicago. funny. instructor came over and said, “ya know, yer not really supposed to be poppin’ wheelies out here.” (the bike was too big for me, so i cringed at the comment-but i passed).
Getting in the WABAC (Sherman and Mr. Peabody) machine to one day of my mispent youth…
Let me preface by saying that there was an obscene amount of drugs and alcohol involved - of course. A friend worked at a golf course and made a copy of one of the golf cart key (they are all the same) and thought it might make an fun evening drinking, smoking, while buzzing around on the golf carts at night. The night started off as planned but quickly went down hill when one of the carts got stuck in a sand trap. While trying to get the thing out it, burst into flame. We had to push it into the creek nearby to keep the flames down. Whoops. After that, someone got the bright idea to try and jump the creek with the golf cart Dukes of Hazzard style. It crashed into the opposing bank and sank into the creek. 2 carts destroyed. At that point we figured what is a little more destruction??? We had races, jumps, and a smash up derby. Next thing you know about 20 cops show up some how everyone escaped without getting caught and no one ever spoke about it for about 10 years. I still have the article in the paper about about how some “gang” broke into the golf course and went on a rampage burning, and or otherwise destroying 11 golf carts and causing about $45,000 worth of damage. Generally, I don’t destroy other peoples property as that is just very wrong, but will say that we had a blast and never did get caught. There was a $10,000 reward for our capture at one point.
I second Porkspam’s comment… GODDAMN.