What are you touching right now?

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I’m touching my keyboard.

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I’m touching my keyboard.

Hmmm. Now that is a coincidence. My fingers also seem to be alighting on a keyboard. Just a few moments ago, though, I was touching a wet dog (still summertime here, and the hounds love themselves some swimmin’.)

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Gorilla glass.

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My balls.

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Payroll. [:|]

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My keyboard. And it’s a nice one. A really nice one…

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My mouse.

The wheel squeaks louder than an old wooden door.

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Gerda’s pussy

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I’m holding a beer.

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Your mom.

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Gerda’s pussy

Sounds kind of like a ‘grunge’ also-ran from the 90s that never got off the ground…

Imagining the marquee sign now:

TONIGHT AT LOUNGE AX:

  • TAD
  • LOVE BATTERY
  • SKIN YARD
  • GERDA’S PUSSY

DOORS 8PM / START 9PM

21 + OVER

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The cassette single of “I Touch Myself,” by The Divinyls.