Hahahahaha! I just checked that site out. Too funny.
There are 5 other bands named that.
But at least these guys have a song called “Unholy Black Slut”. Pretty legendary.
But at least these guys have a song called “Unholy Black Slut”. Pretty legendary.
Yes, it was very rare at the time for an underground metal band to so openly speak in favor of interracial romantic relations.
I thought it was about Rihanna until I read the lyrics.
I think the song is about a black slut with no holes.
It makes her career choice all the more challenging.
The fat guy on the right with the football grease cracks me up. So serious.
Also he looks like the guy from Grim Reaper.
Hey, Gaylord, errr, I mean Goatlord! Weird Al called. He wants his hair back.
Nice white overalls.
I’m having trouble linking it, but their webpage has some AMAZING photos!
Man, they look like they’re 14 years old
Check out one of their quotes.
“When we’re not playing guitars for the Goatlord we like to eat Pork n’ beans.”
-One of the dudes in Goatlord
I respect their honesty.
Looking at them, I believe that they truly do like to eat pork and beans.
I respect their honesty.
Looking at them, I believe that they truly do like to eat pork and beans.
Well, I mean, come on…administering snuff websites and then making music to worship lustfully at the blood altar of the inverted sado-goat is hungry work, is it not?
That’s why Van Camp’s now offers a special Goatlord Edition of their classic Pork and Beans recipe, with hearty ingredients and succulent spices that are sure to satisfy even the most discriminating of Christ-sodomizing, spiky-gauntleted underground hellspawn.
‘Blasphemator’, drummer of the band NekroFlesh WolfCult, has already endorsed it as being “fuckin better than that fuckin Chick-fil-A shit.”
Grim Reaper kicks ass! Steve Grimmett yeah!
Grim Reaper kicks ass! Steve Grimmett yeah!
Yeah, but does he eat Van De Kamp’s Goatlord edition pork n beans? I say baaaaa, he does not.
http://www.orthodoxblackmetal.com/goatpenis.php
Oh sorry. I had Goatlord confused with Goatpenis - who are indeed (you guessed it) “legendary”.
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http://www.orthodoxblackmetal.com/goatpenis.php
Oh sorry. I had Goatlord confused with Goatpenis - who are indeed (you guessed it) “legendary”.
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So legendary you mixed them up with the pork n beans boys. Good one. [:|]
http://www.orthodoxblackmetal.com/goatpenis.php
Oh sorry. I had Goatlord confused with Goatpenis - who are indeed (you guessed it) “legendary”.
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I was at Amoeba looking through the black/death/extreme metal section and saw a tag for GOATPENIS which had one CD in it. I had never even heard of them (despite how legendary they are) but pulled out the CD and turned to the employee passing by . . . “Excuse me? Is this the only Goatpenis CD’s or do you have a bunch more in storage?”
Oh sorry. I had Goatlord confused with Goatpenis - who are indeed (you guessed it) “legendary”.
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I was at Amoeba looking through the black/death/extreme metal section and saw a tag for GOATPENIS which had one CD in it. I had never even heard of them (despite how legendary they are) but pulled out the CD and turned to the employee passing by . . . “Excuse me? Is this the only Goatpenis CD’s or do you have a bunch more in storage?”[/reply]
The employee said “look on the bottom bins underneath the normal bins” so gunnar did and sure enough there were 750 more of the same cd. There were so many extra copies of that one goatpenis cd it was legendary. [size 1]Legendary[/size] [:|]
You should also check out Archgoat too, if you get the chance.
I know you won’t, but the offer still stands.
I’m familiar with Archgoat. Ain’t my thing.
I do like Goatwhore, though, if we’re still talking about all the 5 million goatrockers.
You should also check out Archgoat too, if you get the chance.
I know you won’t, but the offer still stands.
I checked out the goats cock on you tube. They were better than fennesz but that ain’t saying much. they sounded exactly how you would think a band named “goatpenis” would sound. typical “growl growl growl” lyrics that sound like a stupid dog barking and your typical 300 bpm guitar and double kick bass drum that accompanies those types of lyrics.
Bottom line: Fucking stupid.
Yeah, the vocals are what kill the deal for me with a lot of those bands even when they have decent instrumentation. Sounds like a bunch of dipshits auditioning for parts in Troll 2 or something.