Well, at least Al Jougensen's not in THIS guy's shoes...

This guys rap sheet must unfold like the Scriptures…

This guys rap sheet must unfold like the Scriptures…

Here’s a summary: http://uproxx.com/smokingsection/2015/01/the-complete-timeline-of-suge-knights-history-of-violence/

I thought Suge was still in Jail and had been there for a while.

I thought Suge was still in Jail and had been there for a while.

He got out a while ago and has constantly been in trouble since, it just seemed like the law were afraid to do anything about his shenanigans. Murdering someone seems to just about get their attention though!

it just seemed like the law were afraid to do anything about his shenanigans.

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand. That guy has to be the biggest guy I’ve ever come face to belly with. Very LARGE human being…

[reply]it just seemed like the law were afraid to do anything about his shenanigans.

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand. That guy has to be the biggest guy I’ve ever come face to belly with. Very LARGE human being…[/reply]

Wow, have you seen him? He does look absolutely fucking enormous, a very scary man. I read a couple of books about Death Row Records, what an imposing character.

Yeah, i saw him at in n out burger where i was working the day before 2 pac was shot. He was in our lobby screaming obscenities into a cell phone at someone. I kid you not, every employee and all 9 customers looked up at the same time and then went right back whatever it was they were doing all in synchronization when they saw who the source was. I actually entertained the idea of going up to him and saying “sir, you cant use that kind of language here” but as i got closer and he kept bigger and bigger i thought better of my idea. I had no idea who he was. As far as i knew he was just some large mouthy black guy. Apparently a few in the kitchen knew who he was and so they started looking around the parking lot cause they knew 2 pac couldnt be to far away. Sure enough he was out in the parking lot by one of the driveways. Our clean up guy went and got his autograph. Good timing too cause less than 24 hours later he was shot. But, yeah, suge knight, gigantic mountain of a man.

Yeah, i saw him at in n out burger where i was working the day before 2 pac was shot. He was in our lobby screaming obscenities into a cell phone at someone. I kid you not, every employee and all 9 customers looked up at the same time and then went right back whatever it was they were doing all in synchronization when they saw who the source was. I actually entertained the idea of going up to him and saying “sir, you cant use that kind of language here” but as i got closer and he kept bigger and bigger i thought better of my idea. I had no idea who he was. As far as i knew he was just some large mouthy black guy. Apparently a few in the kitchen knew who he was and so they started looking around the parking lot cause they knew 2 pac couldnt be to far away. Sure enough he was out in the parking lot by one of the driveways. Our clean up guy went and got his autograph. Good timing too cause less than 24 hours later he was shot. But, yeah, suge knight, gigantic mountain of a man.

This last hit-and-run incident also occurred in the vicinity of some burger stand or another. Ol’ dude seems to be on his worst behavior in the presence of burgers.

From the looks of his photo, the dude could probably put away a tidy number of burgers at any one time.

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t stop at a cheeseburger, regular fries and coke.

[:|]

I saw this article once detailing the average daily food intake of some famous basketballer. And it was…oh boy, talk about a headfuck.

But that’s nothing compared to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmJQnQvjyI8

!!

But that’s nothing compared to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmJQnQvjyI8

!!

I think voidy just came on himself

But, yeah, suge knight, gigantic mountain of a man.

Jesus, yeah. He’s not the sort of guy who, if he ordered from the breakfast menu at 12.01pm, you would turn away, Falling Down-style. He really does look absolutely enormous. If i remember right from that Have Gun Will Travel book he was a footballer at some point, he’s built like a brick shithouse. That book has all sorts of stories about him strong-arming people and being a total bully who people just couldn’t say no to. You probably heard about him holding Vanilla Ice out a window by his ankles and forcing him to sign over the rights to Ice Ice Baby. He’s a very dodgy guy, hopefully this time he’ll be put away for good, quite the despicable cunt.

[reply]But, yeah, suge knight, gigantic mountain of a man.

Jesus, yeah. He’s not the sort of guy who, if he ordered from the breakfast menu at 12.01pm, you would turn away, Falling Down-style. He really does look absolutely enormous. If i remember right from that Have Gun Will Travel book he was a footballer at some point, he’s built like a brick shithouse. That book has all sorts of stories about him strong-arming people and being a total bully who people just couldn’t say no to. You probably heard about him holding Vanilla Ice out a window by his ankles and forcing him to sign over the rights to Ice Ice Baby. He’s a very dodgy guy, hopefully this time he’ll be put away for good, quite the despicable cunt.[/reply]
Yeah he was a scab for the la rams in 87 during the strike, but other than that he went undrafted. Wiki has him listed at 6’4 265 but thats only 2 inches and 30lbs more than me. There is no way that dude is only 2 inches and 30lbs heavier than me. Then again this was 20 years and 70 lbs ago on my end. So maybe. But i still remember him with my 20 year old eyes, and that fucker was huge!

I believe the 6’ 4" part, but weight . . . that dude is at least 3 bills.

Yeah, he’s a behemoth. I was very pleased to see some pics of him having been knocked the fuck out yesterday. What a twat.

http://www.tmz.com/photos/2008/05/12/1019-suge-knight-knockout/images/2008/05/12/17452-0007-watermark-copy-7-full-jpg/

HAHA!!! I haven’t followed any of these recent stories. Who KO’d him? And . . . can I chip in to send that person a fruit basket or something?

Yeah he was a scab for the la rams in 87 during the strike,

Maybe this is a false memory, but I could have sworn I actually saw a Suge Knight Topps trading card on display somewhere, or at least flashed on screen for a moment during a documentary on hip-hop “beefs.”

Does anyone know if such a thing exists? A mint card would probably be worth enough to…well…buy at least a couple solid meals at the burger stand of your choice.

If i remember right from that Have Gun Will Travel book he was a footballer at some point, he’s built like a brick shithouse. That book has all sorts of stories about him strong-arming people and being a total bully who people just couldn’t say no to. You probably heard about him holding Vanilla Ice out a window by his ankles and forcing him to sign over the rights to Ice Ice Baby. He’s a very dodgy guy, hopefully this time he’ll be put away for good, quite the despicable cunt.

I want to read that!

I wasn’t familiar with the book, but it sounds AWESOME!

http://www.amazon.com/Have-Gun-will-Travel-Spectacular/dp/0385491352

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Yeah he was a scab for the la rams in 87 during the strike,

Maybe this is a false memory, but I could have sworn I actually saw a Suge Knight Topps trading card on display somewhere, or at least flashed on screen for a moment during a documentary on hip-hop “beefs.”

Does anyone know if such a thing exists? A mint card would probably be worth enough to…well…buy at least a couple solid meals at the burger stand of your choice.[/reply]
could’ve been something they had made for the show. I doubt Topps would make a card for a dude that only played 2 games, as a scab.

I want to read that!

Really great book, well worth a read if you’ve any interest (or even if you’ve no interest) in the dirt of the 90s rap world. It really dishes on the East vs West, and Crips vs Bloods shit of the time.