Wannna Know What's Pissing ME Off?????!!!!!

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I’ll tell ya! Well it comes down to this. Everytime I log on here to get updated with the latest in current events, political news, and social commentary from the resident talking heads of Prongs I look at the list of thread topics and just to the left on some of them I see . . . . A BAG OF HOT FRENCH FRIES!!!

It makes me friggin’ hungry everytime! All those damn fries and I can’t eat them, because they’re just little pictures on a computer screen and not real. And they’re on pretty much every thread I want to comment on. It says, “Hot” on it, so I know the fries are fresh.

I could go to McDonalds and get some fries, but seriously, that’s gonna be expensive and also completely unhealthy because if I go buy fries every time I log in on here I’m gonna weigh 1000 pounds, have a blood pressure of 480 over 320 and my sodium level is gonna be through the damn roof.

I’m really sick of this torment and I think I might just have to kill myself.

The end.

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I wish we had a like button.

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I wish that bag o’ fries was a different color based on if there were new messages.

Late,
grmpysmrf

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I prefer 2 minute noodles.

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What makes it worse is that they’re cheese fries.

I come for the news, I stay for the heart attacks.

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I come for the news, I stay for the heart attacks.

THIS

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I wish that bag o’ fries was a different color based on if there were new messages.

Late,
grmpysmrf

Maybe we could have an alarm that shouted “DING! Fries are done! DING! Fries are done!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

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I’m still tormented by those damn French fries.

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This is one of the first things I saw this morning and I’m now going to be craving cheese fries all day! Lucky for me, I have potatoes to make it happen, but I’ll have to settle for hash browns instead. Bad enough I gotta go work security at Bay Area Death Fest which will feature a bunch of shitty bands (not to mention the fact that the last girl I was dating will be there) and now I crave cheese fries?!?!

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I’m still tormented by those damn French fries.

This is partially my fault for coming back and manically commenting on every thread. The number of ‘hot fries’ threads may be up to four by now.

I’ve been rockin’ sweet potato fries recently.