Some dudes in a pick up stopped in front of my house the other day. It had a freezer in the back with big boxes of meat. They talked me into buying one of those big boxes for $158. I’m still scratching my head about how I let them do that. I grilled some up last night and it was pretty good so I don’t feel too bad. I try not to think about where the meat came from or where it has been, though. Has anyone else bought truck meat?
those dudes stopped by my house about 4 years ago. i didn’t buy shit from them. dude handed me his “pamphlet” then after i wasn’t interested - he wanted it back! [:)]
there’s something fishy about that whole thing. i don’t trust shit like that. hell, come to think of it - i don’t trust a lot of things. i.e. - that this is ministry’s LAST tour. they will tour again.
Haha! Really? Guys selling meat off a truck? Gotta be grade D or hobo or something. You got a scan of said “pamphlet”? What’s it say? “Buy my meat!”?
your post makes me giggle. no sir, i have not experienced truck meat. hahaha.
good thing I haven’t even seen those things around here, I’d vomit if I did
why the hell did you pay that much for mystery meat?
It was either that or hookers and booze.
You lost sir. That aint nuthin but grade F circus meat.
I had some guys show up at my doorstep one night trying to sell some boxes of steak. I knew they were giving me the door to door salesmen bullshit (ooh, it’s the end of the day and we only have a few boxes left…), but I bought a couple of them anyway, and they were actually some pretty good steaks.
“Truck Meat” would be an excellent death metal band name.
No. But if I ever run into the Truck Sushi guys, I’ll be sure to take a pass.
I once got into a bitter fight with my next door neighbor about the noise he would make, pounding on the wall late at night with his hammer. He was gone one day, and a huge box showed up, so I promptly took it and opened it. Huge bag of jumbo shrimp and two steaks encased in dry ice. Never have I had as good a meal.
“Ghanima” - means “spoils of war” in Fremen, the language of the desert-walkers of Arrakis, also known as DUNE
goddamnit, i love this thread title. bump.
And here I was thinking this was about me!
This is so perfect for Homer Simpson.
“mmmmm… truck meat”
Yeah but do you think that meat came from normal sources of meat, Cows, or the lower grade Horses, dogs ,cats Etc? Or did it come from some deranged serial killer that we haven’t heard about yet because the dude is killing orphans and prostitutes?? EEEEEEwwwwww you could be eating people! I bet he drives by your house and laughs!!! thinking, “I bet he’s eating it right now !!! MUhahahahahaha”
Is it really yummy?
Late,
grmpysmrf
I got a real good eye for prime meat! Runs in the family…
I have 3 criteria for food:
(1) Tastes good.
(2) Doesn’t make me sick.
(3) Somewhat healthy.
The truck meat seems to meet all three. So, I try not think about where it came from.
Yeah that is pretty much my criteria too assuming that criteria isn’t being met out of the back of a nondescript F150
Late,
grmpysmrf
Homer Simpson always seems to make things funnier.
I’m still in awe that there even is such a thing as truck meat. Capitalism at it’s finest.
It’s good stuff, man. Never mind the fact that it’s near sketchy as buying dime bags of coke, it’s damned tasty.