Tracks you dislike on each Ministry album

With Sympathy: What He Say?
Twitch: Just Like You
Rape And Honey: Stigmata
The Mind…: Test
Psalm 69: Hero
Dark Side…: Kaif
Animositisomina: Stolen
Houses Of The Mole: oooh…er…gee, tough one there…ah…wow, y’know nothing really springs to mind…I mean…um…hmmm, Waiting?

How could you dislike Stigmata?!? I mean seriously it’s a bit overrated but still a good song! And why you hating on “Stolen”? I thought out of anyone you’d appreciate that one…minus the vocals of course.

If I have to limit it to only one per album, then:

Twitch - “All Day Long” (God wtf is this shit?!?)

LORAH - Flashback (just too silly…seems out of place on this album and the lyrics are horrendous)

Mind - Test (that was easy)

Psalm 69 - Jesus Built My Hotrod (always hated Ministry’s most metal moments and this one just annoys me to no end…unless I’m VERY drunk…and even then it drags on too long. Am I the only one annoyed by Gibby Haynes on this track?!?)

Filth Pig - Useless (this track’s not even that bad, but Filth Pig is just solid gold and this is the weakest out of a great batch)

Dark Side of the Spoon - Step (I “get” this one and I actually like the lyrics, but i can’t stomach the song as a whole)

Animositisomina - Unsung (Al’s vocals are just annoying…this song sounds like a drinking song and I hate that kind of vibe in music)

Houses of the Mole - God too many to choose from…maybe Waiting with those horrendous godawful lyrics…but Worthless is a close second. The exact moment I knew Houses of the Mole was a disaster was when Al screams “Waiting 'till I DIE!!!” What a stinker…

WS: what he say?
TWITCH: the angel
LORAH: destruction
MIND: test
PSALM: grace
PIG: gameshow
SPOON: whip and chain/vex and siolence
ANI: piss/stolen
MOLE: many. tie wrong/worthless/wkyj

Wow…I must be the only one here who actually loved Test :smiley:

With Sympathy: What he Say?(haven’t heard the entire album yet but of what I’ve heard this is my least favourite)

Twitch: Isle of Man

LORAH: Destruction

Mind: Thieves (probably an upopular choice :slight_smile: but I can’t stand this song for some reason)

Psalm 69: probably TVII, though it changes on a daily basis :slight_smile:

Filth Pig: Dead Guy

DSOTS/Animositisomina: Haven’t purchase either yet.

HOTM: probably World.

TWITCH // all day
LORAH // flashback
TMIATTTT // test
PSALM 69 // grace
FILTH PIG // lay lady lay
DARK SIDE… // *the hidden track
ANIMOS // piss
HOTM // WTV

TWITCH: the angel

oh god I fukkin love that song!! [sly]

First of all…how can anyone hate All Day?!

WS: What He Say?
Twitch: Crash And Burn
TLORAH: Hizbollah
TMIATTTT: Test
Psalm69: Grace
Filth Pig: Useless/Lay Lady Lay
Darkside: Everything except Supermanic Soul and Step
Ani: Piss
HOTM: WKYJ

-al

I don’t own anything pre LORAH cause I’m not into that kind o’ music so I will leave those out but my two cents look like this:

LORAH: LORAH (Not even with jello singing back up)

TMISATTT: Test (just doesn’t seem like it fits with the rest of the album although the intro is cool)

Psalm 69: Grace/Corrosion (can’t tell em apart nor do I care to, just noise!)

Filt Pig: Brick Windows (Again, doesn’t fit with the feel of the album)

DSOTS: Supermanic Soul ( Just don’t like it)

Animositisomina: The Light Pours Out Of Me, Stolen, Unsung. (Blech!!!)

HOTM: Waiting (This song Blows!)
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Ooops, forget Filth Pig. Nothing to really hate here, don’t think much of Useless. Paisley would have made a more suitable inclusion.

Don’t understand all the hatred re: Flashback. Al ranting about killing some unnamed person over ferocious synthcore beats and samples? Problem?

With Sympathy: Work For Love
Twitch: Over The Shoulder / Just Like You
LORAH: Stigmata
The Mind: Test
Psalm 69: none
Filth Pig: none, but Dead Guy comes close
Dark Side: Bad Blood
Animositisomina: Animosity / Shove / Stolen
Houses: No W / Waiting / Wrong / World

Also dislike: The Great Satan / What About Us / Eyes Of Christ

With Sympathy : What He Say? or Do the Etawa
12" Singles : Cold Life Dub
Twitch : Crash and Burn portion
LORAH : Flashback, because I have bad drug memories with this one.
Mind : Test, although I almost never listen to “So What” anymore, either.
In Case… : I hated the stuff that was left OFF of this - Biafra’s Pledge, and the Rieflin/Atkins thing with Breathe…
Psalm 69 : Jesus Built My Hotrod. Dig Gibby, but not this track. I’m surrounded by rednecks as it is, and this one draws 'em like flies.
Filth Pig : Lava. Also I don’t get the deal with Brick Windows.
DSOTS : Fucking Bad Blood. Goddamn that song.
Greatist Fits : Fucking Bad Blood AGAIN!
Sphinctour : The video. They use the audio from one performance of a song, and show footage from like ten different shows set to the beat. So, when are they actually playing instruments, or singing? Just show the footage from one show at a time!
Animositisomina : Stolen/The Light Pours Out of Me
Houses : Has nobody mentioned Warp City yet?
Rantology : God, Bad Blood, Warp City, JBMHR, and Waiting are on this! Along with scary Stigmata vocals and the “new” track…

Sphinctour : The video. They use the audio from one performance of a song, and show footage from like ten different shows set to the beat. So, when are they actually playing instruments, or singing? Just show the footage from one show at a time!

it’s pretty common nowadays. they even did that to in case video, by the way. right now 90% artists do that.

With Sympathy: What He Say
Twitch: Over the Shoulder (and there’s two goddamn versions of it)
Land of Rape and Honey: Destruction
The Mind: Nothing
Psalm 69: Nothing
Filth Pig: Lay Lady Lay
Dark Side of the Spoon: Only one I dont listen to is 10/10 very often
Animositisomina: Piss
Houses: No W

Don’t understand all the hatred re: Flashback. Al ranting about killing some unnamed person over ferocious synthcore beats and samples? Problem?

Oh I get it…but lines like “I’m gonna sit on his face” “I’m gonna laugh like a motherfucker”…I dunno just too silly.

With Sympathy - Work for Love. Perfect thing to listen to while getting wasted in a gaybar.

Twitch - We Believe. I believe if you actually enjoy this track your blood test for aids just came back positive.

Land of Rape and Honey - Stigmata. Yuck… all that fucking screaming. Al sounds like an overweight fannybandit getting queerbashed for stealing hostess products from a quick mart at 3 in the morning. Skip.

Mind - That fucking dream song. Mrs. jay has a small set of (.)(.) & she sounds like a little kid. Pure filler…

Psalm 69 - Jesus Built My Hotrod. If you are pregnant, live in a trailer, listen to your televison set really loud, have a restraining order against your ex negro boyfriend, watch day time talk shows, like frozen burritos and are jobless - this tracks for you. Everybody else listen to NWO.

Filth Pig - Useless. So you got divorced? Cry me a river. Do better than this or I’ll tell you MY problems!

Dark Side of the Spoon - Nursing Home. Shit - am radio is heavier than this turd.

Animos- Light Pours Outta of Me. Putting a happy song on a Ministry album is like sticking your dick into an overweight mexican kid. You just don’t do it.

Houses - The one song where the band pranks reznor. Contrived. Most of the phone call sounds choppy and fake.

“We Believe”?!? “Nursing Home”?!?! “Stigmata” ?!!? “Light Pours Out of Me”?!?
Bad songs?!?

These are great songs! (Although Dream Song was def. filler, you’re right there) But then again, how relevant can the opinion of someone who attempts to add queer little ‘cheeky’ jokes after every sentence really be?

…“like sticking your dick into an overweight mexican kid”…

is that what it’s like? Cuz I thought it was more like defecating into a glass jar and then serving the results to your four month old child…or maybe it was like forcing the entire cast of Full House to watch you skull fuck Bob Saggat?

With Sympathy - Work for Love. Perfect thing to listen to while getting wasted in a gaybar.

Twitch - We Believe. I believe if you actually enjoy this track your blood test for aids just came back positive.

Psalm 69 - Jesus Built My Hotrod. If you are pregnant, live in a trailer, listen to your televison set really loud, have a restraining order against your ex negro boyfriend, watch day time talk shows, like frozen burritos and are jobless - this tracks for you. Everybody else listen to NWO.
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If you are fat and acne scarred, have a pointless 9-5 job, few friends, little to no luck with the opposite sex, have a seperate hard-drive on your computer purely for storing porno downloads, were constantly picked on in school, have never read a book unless you were forced, wear ‘Slayer - The Root Of All Evil’ t-shirts and pigout on junk food in your bedroom every single night while listening to the new…Lamb Of God death metal opus…or whatever the fuck it is that dicks like you listen to…then you are nukefrance.

Pussy.

My favorite resonse to being called a pussy? “You are what you eat. Oh, that must make you a dick!”