Top 10 Everyone Thinks They're Great But They Actually Suck Thread

This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

Nursing Home

This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

It’s true.

But what could they possibly be happy about? They will likely never know the joy of eating a log of crap out of a 600 lb woman’s butt while some naked black man carves a Swastika on their chests and touches their wee-wee inappropriately . . . all to the soundtrack of their own carbon-copy Marilyn Manson emo tune of course.

Maybe the rest of these whiny poser fags don’t get it. But I do, Void. I get it, Bro. We’re the same, you and me. We’re the same.

[reply]This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

It’s true.

But what could they possibly be happy about? They will likely never know the joy of eating a log of crap out of a 600 lb woman’s butt while some naked black man carves a Swastika on their chests and touches their wee-wee inappropriately . . . all to the soundtrack of their own carbon-copy Marilyn Manson emo tune of course.

Maybe the rest of these whiny poser fags don’t get it. But I do, Void. I get it, Bro. We’re the same, you and me. We’re the same.[/reply]

Thank you!! Someone finally understands!!

I gotta give the point to Eureka Pile. He said the exact same thing as Gunnar, while remembering that brevity is the soul of wit.

This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

Of course we’re negative. We’re not one of the beautiful people like you. Our lives are devoid of purpose and meaning because - being ugly - we have no substance in our lives. All we can do is hate on things to fill the hole in our collective lives.

If we were more photogenic then people would like us more and then we wouldn’t be frittering our lives away in front of the computer screen. Instead we’d be off having great sex with other like-minded beautiful people and mingling at social do’s, frequented by only the elite and glamorous.

Out of curiousity, how’s that record contract…HA HA HA…sorry…coming along anyway??

[reply]This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

Of course we’re negative. We’re not one of the beautiful people like you. Our lives are devoid of purpose and meaning because - being ugly - we have no substance in our lives. All we can do is hate on things to fill the hole in our collective lives.

If we were more photogenic then people would like us more and then we wouldn’t be frittering our lives away in front of the computer screen. Instead we’d be off having great sex with other like-minded beautiful people and mingling at social do’s, frequented by only the elite and glamorous.

Out of curiousity, how’s that record contract…HA HA HA…sorry…coming along anyway??[/reply]

Does anyone else, whenever reading the phrase “beautiful people” hear Manson chanting “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” or is it just me?

We’re not one of the beautiful people like you.

whoa! whoa! let’s not get crazy here. He just insulted us. Don’t start throwing him compliments that aren’t true for it. on the downward slide out of average may be more appropriate.

If we were more photogenic then people would like us more and then we wouldn’t be frittering our lives away in front of the computer screen. Instead we’d be off having great sex with other like-minded beautiful people and mingling at social do’s, frequented by only the elite and glamorous.

This is probably true.

Out of curiousity, how’s that record contract…HA HA HA…sorry…coming along anyway??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply][reply]This thread is nice because it reminded me what a bunch of whining negative cunts you all are.

Who will never amount to anything remotely close to the individuals and groups you spend most of your time on here deriding.

Continue your pathetic lives. Enjoy.

Of course we’re negative. We’re not one of the beautiful people like you. Our lives are devoid of purpose and meaning because - being ugly - we have no substance in our lives. All we can do is hate on things to fill the hole in our collective lives.

If we were more photogenic then people would like us more and then we wouldn’t be frittering our lives away in front of the computer screen. Instead we’d be off having great sex with other like-minded beautiful people and mingling at social do’s, frequented by only the elite and glamorous.

Out of curiousity, how’s that record contract…HA HA HA…sorry…coming along anyway??[/reply]

Does anyone else, whenever reading the phrase “beautiful people” hear Manson chanting “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” or is it just me?[/reply]
Right there with ya’. although it’s more of his chanting hiss of “the beautiful people”
Late,
grmpysmrf

whoa! whoa! let’s not get crazy here. He just insulted us. Don’t start throwing him compliments that aren’t true for it. on the downward slide out of average may be more appropriate.

Well if you wanna get pissy about it, why don’t you just counter with Science? I mean, it’s not too hard to look amazing when you’re date is a 600lb hambeast. Just sayin’.

Of course, he might smack down anyone’s Science with a full serving of INTEGRITY! Wooooohhhhooooooo!!!

hambeast.

This is totally entering my everyday vocabulary starting now!

Of course, he might smack down anyone’s Science with a full serving of INTEGRITY! Wooooohhhhooooooo!!!

This is brilliant!
Late,
grmpysmrf

INTEGRITY beats everything that ever was.

But lads don’t take the Void’s words so literally and seriously. I’m sure he’s a fan of irony and will probably get a kick from others who are not.

And Nursing Home can’t be considered in this thread because no one thinks they’re great [:P]

prongs

i actually like nursing home! i’ve downloaded the demo cd and i put it on somtimes.

Honestly I like you guys because you give me the drive to push on and continue. Not to please you, of course, but to prove you wrong.

Stay tuned!

Honestly I like you guys because you give me the drive to push on and continue. Not to please you, of course, but to prove you wrong.

Stay tuned!

So far
prongs naysayers = six years.
Voidhead = 0 years

Late,
grmpysmrf

Does anyone else, whenever reading the phrase “beautiful people” hear Manson chanting “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” or is it just me?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAAA

So far
prongs naysayers = six years.
Voidhead = 0 years

Late,
grmpysmrf

Years of what?

[reply]
So far
prongs naysayers = six years.
Voidhead = 0 years

Late,
grmpysmrf

Years of what?[/reply]
The scoreboard for how many years the naysayers have been right about his music sucking versus how many times void has been right about him having good music.
He still has no contract after six years. the the naysayers are in the lead.

Jokes are always better when you have to explain them

Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply][reply]
So far
prongs naysayers = six years.
Voidhead = 0 years

Late,
grmpysmrf

Years of what?[/reply]
The scoreboard for how many years the naysayers have been right about his music sucking versus how many times void has been right about him having good music.
He still has no contract after six years. the the naysayers are in the lead.

Jokes are always better when you have to explain them

Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

lack of a contract means shit all, if anything, that’s a plus :P.

i like nursing home. it’s fun. highlights include return to the womb, halloween freaks (actually played this on halloween at a party) and obama bin laden.