Too long, couldn’t read past the 1st paragraph. All I know is the Chinese make the crappiest products in the world, or at least the ones imported to USA. So, I can’t take them too seriously. Even their food is pretty stupid if you think about it.
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Chinese food rules!!!
And the Chinese products we get are amazing?
Yeah, but Toot, good as that all is…
I had a mate who reckons he could stop ejaculating. We were all sitting around (ripped, no less… [crazy]) and the conversation inevitably turned to sex. Someone brought up ejacu-la-mation and we were discussing if it was possible to ‘hold it in’.
Well, said pal tells us he could do it, but before doing that vigourously shook his head and goes ‘no… no, don’t do that, seriously, don’t no… it’s stuffed’. He told us he used to do it all the time, every day at least, and eventually he started getting pain. He had to go to the doctor, and was basically ordered to stop. Why? Wouldn’t tell us what it caused…
now, you wouldn’t happen to know now, Toot? [angelic]
Yeah, but Toot, good as that all is…
I had a mate who reckons he could stop ejaculating. We were all sitting around (ripped, no less… [crazy]) and the conversation inevitably turned to sex. Someone brought up ejacu-la-mation and we were discussing if it was possible to ‘hold it in’.
Well, said pal tells us he could do it, but before doing that vigourously shook his head and goes ‘no… no, don’t do that, seriously, don’t no… it’s stuffed’. He told us he used to do it all the time, every day at least, and eventually he started getting pain. He had to go to the doctor, and was basically ordered to stop. Why? Wouldn’t tell us what it caused…
now, you wouldn’t happen to know now, Toot? [angelic]
He was using the Western honky method of retaining his ejaculation and not the Chinese method. It is well known that honky methods of virtually everything are crappy.
Also…Western Doctors are dildos of the Pharmaceutical industry so they tend to talk shit.
How the hell does any guy stop ejaculating? Just don’t Masturbate? Don’t Fuck? this thread has taken a weird turn… But I like it!
Late,
grmpysmrf
As a teenager, I had a mate who would spontaneously ejaculate in the sauna at the gym. What made it all the more embarrassing is that he’d always go nude, never with a towel around his waist. Then again, he was European and those Euros have a thing for communal nudity, don’t they!! Every time you turn around they’re taking their clothes off.
As a teenager, I had a mate who would spontaneously ejaculate in the sauna at the gym…
with out even touching himself? isn’t that bad form to be hard at a gym locker room?
Late,
grmpysmrf
a mate who would spontaneously ejaculate in the sauna at the gym.
Ha! Did everyone else have to wear goggles?
It’s for reasons like that though that I never go to saunas… unless on an invite to a girls only one. I live in hope of that one. [;)]