There she goes, ruining it for us all

I’ve never really been any good at describing myself, but I’m going to give it a shot anyways. Y’know, for the sake of my blog.

Louise is the name my parents gave me, so that’s what you should call me, I guess. Although I also go by the nicknames Lulu, Lousy, and ‘Jew’. My friends love me.

I was born on December 10th, 1990 in Brighton, United Kingdom. Which is where I spent the first nine years of my life, until my parents divorced and my mother moved my brother and I over to Auckland, New Zealand. Since I’ve been in this country I’ve moved around 14 times. Yup, I have the ‘Gypsy Bug’. I can never stay still. Nowadays I’m either living at home in Auckland with my parents, or with my boyfriend Jacob in Hamilton, which is about two hours away.

I’m of English/Russian heritage, I have pale skin, brown eyes and hair colour that changes whenever I get bored. Naturally, it’s dark blonde… I think. Both my parents are short – as a result I am only 5’3″ in height, 49kgs in weight, and I’m almost a carbon copy of my mother. When people see us together, they think she’s my older sister… which she probably enjoys. You’ll usually see me in a pair of jeans and a band/slogan shirt of some sort. I never dress up. In fact, some days I just wear my pyjamas all day. I’ve even worn them to a party once. True fact.

Emotionally, I’m rather unpredictable and moody, hense the blog title. I get bored rather easily, and like to argue. I’m annoying. I also have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, meaning I re-arrange things. A LOT. Kitchens, lounges, people’s bedrooms and computers… you name it. If I can’t fix something, it’ll annoy me for months on end and I’ll become rather restless. Because of this, my old flatmates loved to move/hide things and not let me fix them. It’s torture.

I’m your typical nerdgirl – I love messing with computers, playing video games, watching generic ‘geek movies’ and anime, and have a new-found passion for cosplay. I love socialised gaming and LANs, and to the disgust of many of my friends, I play World of Warcraft. So shoot me.

As previously mentioned, I have an amazing boyfriend named Jacob. I met him through my ex-boyfriend who was nothing but a douchebag who made me sick. After quite a bit of drama, Jacob and I started dating at the end of April 2008, and it’s been nothing short of amazing. He’s a hippie that always sees the bright side of things, which is perfect contrast to my misery and cynicism. He’s also a guitar player, 1337 gamer, and very good at the sexytimes. He’s roughly the same height as I am, has blue eyes, wears glasses and has crazy hair that never seems to know what to do. He’s adorable, and I love him (and his DNA, which I’m going to use to make an army of 1337 babies) <3

I currently suffer from Chronic Bronchitis, after being stuck with a chain-smoker for months. This is more disabilitating than it sounds, and because of it I can’t do many of the things I used to enjoy, such as going for walks, fire-spinning, singing and smoking things that aren’t entirely appropriate but are completely legal in this country. I also suffer from other nasty ailements such as Scholiosis, Endometriosis, and an attack of the random migraines.

iLove: My amazing boyfriend, video games, the internet, world of ‘warcrack’, social networking sites, speaking my mind, arguing with people, music, anime, narcotics, fire-spinning, dancing like a spaz, cuddles, kisses, sexytimes, feeling loved, sleeping, eating, baking cakes, my bedroom, West Auckland and taking photos.

iHate: Political extremists, politics in general, Sarah Palin, Tarja Turunen, the Apple Corporation, Starbucks; Supre and other corporate monsters, religious fanatics, people who don’t know how to have fun, Jacob’s ex-girlfriends, nightmares, mess, 90% of metal listeners and cockroaches. Eugh.

More of this drivel can be found at http://littlemissmoody.wordpress.com/

…what’s the point of this thread?

just some random blog you’re making fun of?

What is she ruining for us all?
Look at the beak on this chick! Grues!!!
[url http://www.last.fm/user/kinderwh0re] the beak

Late,
grmpysmrf

She looks kind of cute.

Maybe her blog photo but you can barely see her face but that last fm photo is horrible! Look at the size of that 4 head! Looks more like a 9 head. Her bangs start on the very top of her head! Boogedy!
Late,
grmpysmrf

[reply]She looks kind of cute.

Maybe her blog photo but you can barely see her face but that last fm photo is horrible! Look at the size of that 4 head! Looks more like a 9 head. Her bangs start on the very top of her head! Boogedy!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

shallow much! who cares? pretty sad bashing random teenager you don’t know imo… [angelic]

I haven’t really read this thread but if we gave every chick who has a major allergic reaction to internet disease, we’d be here all fucking day.

Who cares.

Yeah, I don’t get it.

[reply][reply]She looks kind of cute.

Maybe her blog photo but you can barely see her face but that last fm photo is horrible! Look at the size of that 4 head! Looks more like a 9 head. Her bangs start on the very top of her head! Boogedy!
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]

bashing random teenager[angelic][/reply]
She’s 20 now!
Late,
grmpysmrf

If I was a father

And found out my child was getting up to these shennanigans

I’d run screaming into my bedroom late at night while my wife was asleep, carrying my child over my shoulder, and then spread my wife’s legs and try and force my child back in there, screaming ‘TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK, THE NEGATIVITY!’.

Whilst dressed as the tooth fairy.

If I was a father

And found out my child was getting up to these shennanigans

I’d run screaming into my bedroom late at night while my wife was asleep, carrying my child over my shoulder, and then spread my wife’s legs and try and force my child back in there, screaming ‘TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK, THE NEGATIVITY!’.

Whilst dressed as the tooth fairy.

thank the lord for the internet.

it has caused me to say this…

EVIL DILDO RULES.

(i’m drinkin go easy)

Awww shucks [blush]… I knew they gave me a ‘working with children’ check for a reason…

Awww you went all ‘youse are all bicthes’ on me.

I was born on December 10th, 1990 in Brighton, United Kingdom.

1990? Perhaps she meant to type 1890. Seriously, that’s the oldest, most haggered looking teenager I’ve ever seen.

Oh no he didn’t!