Well seeing as there seems to be a ton of hilarious reviews on this site I thought I’d keep them to one thread.
Next up…METAL!!!
I guess I’m an idiot, b/c I really like Megadeth.
Yeah, if I wanted to read word vomit from some asshole who doesn’t understand the subjectivity of musical taste I’d just stay here at Prongs.
KREATOR!!!
“The metal genre is home to some technically talented musical virtuosos” -
I have to laugh when I hear metalheads complain that some of the best pure musicians of our time are being ignored and neglected by the ivory-tower establishment just because they play in the metal genre. Here, it’s simple: imagine if William Butler Yeats only wrote poems about dogs eating peanut butter, and if he used only the same fifteen or twenty words in every single poem. People who espouse the shredding merits of metal guitarists and the double-bass technique of metal drummers crack me the fuck up. Maybe they also think books are better when they have lots of pages.
“As a frustrated and troubled youth, the metal community gave me a place to fit in.” -
Most of the worst subcultures in the world (gangs, cults, internet forums) thrive on accepting the lowest members of the social food chain. The fact that you were insufferable to anyone but metalheads doesn’t mean that there’s anything good about metal, it just means that dweebs tolerate other dweebs out of necessity.
Hahahaha
HAHAHA!!! Excellent.
its funny, if someone did this treatment to rap, everyone would cry racism. metal doesn’t have that to fall on.
its funny, if someone did this treatment to rap, everyone would cry racism. metal doesn’t have that to fall on.
If someone did that treatment to Rap they’d get a cap busted in their cracker ass cracker ass.
Here is the Dr’s Hip Hop essay…
Hip-Hop
Say what you will about hip-hop, but it’s impossible to deny that many of the rims involved are spectacular. Twenty-fours on the truck? That’s nasty! They spin when you stop? That, gentlemen, is nasty. Case closed.
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[reply]its funny, if someone did this treatment to rap, everyone would cry racism. metal doesn’t have that to fall on.
If someone did that treatment to Rap they’d get a cap busted in their cracker ass cracker ass.
Here is the Dr’s Hip Hop essay…
Hip-Hop
Say what you will about hip-hop, but it’s impossible to deny that many of the rims involved are spectacular. Twenty-fours on the truck? That’s nasty! They spin when you stop? That, gentlemen, is nasty. Case closed.
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I have no problem with hip hop. I just tend to dislike stereotypical modern hip hop fans.
If Tool and Radiohead got into a fist fight, who would win?
-Mr Cod
Assuming they all killed each other, everyone.
-Dr Thorpe
HAHAHAHAHA
Q&A With Dr Thorpe
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/qa-with-dr.php