The Thread About NOTHING!

My sister and her husband and kid are in STL all the way from Alameda. Gonna kick it with them at my folks’ tomorrow, then Friday our friends are having a Thanksgivukkah party. They’ve marinated a couple turkey breasts in a Manischewitz brine.

OKCupid’s match % feature is crazy eerie. For just simple math, the top matches all seem at least plausible.

[reply]I married a girl I met on OK Cupid.
Maybe it’s you.

Did she ask for dick pics?[/reply]

I just whipped it out on the first date instead.

[reply][reply]I married a girl I met on OK Cupid.
Maybe it’s you.

Did she ask for dick pics?[/reply]

I just whipped it out on the first date instead.[/reply]

Hahaha, under the tablecloth in the restaurant? Did you do that magic trick with the hovering object under the cloth, with your hands behind your head?

[reply][reply]I married a girl I met on OK Cupid.
Maybe it’s you.

Did she ask for dick pics?[/reply]

I just whipped it out on the first date instead.[/reply]
Confidence. ladies love confidence.
and a big …wallet

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/pedophile-disemboweled-after-bragging-of-his-crimes-in-prison/

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/pedophile-disemboweled-after-bragging-of-his-crimes-in-prison/

Nice to hear some good news today!

http://www.secretsofthefed.com/pedophile-disemboweled-after-bragging-of-his-crimes-in-prison/

Good!

OK, I just finished counting. I have 768 cds and 251 vinyl lps. Boy am I tired.

Anyone else amass quite a collection here?

I have amassed about 800 discs and 1 lp.

Online dating, yeah, not good for some but good for others. Two friends married women they met on match.com, but both dated between 30 to 40 women from the site before they found the right one. If all the chick wants are cock pics, she’s using the wrong web site.

30 or 40 women?!?!

Wow, they must be damn fine looking fellows and photograph very well. Are they models?

I tried internet dating recently and had a massive total of three hits in a seven month period. Those three hits led to one date - and the girl turned out to be a bitch who “didn’t like the look of me” and left the restaurant before dessert was even served.

So much for personality being important.

These two guys are smart (both are engineers), successful (managers), stable financially, and above average looking. One married a flight attendant and the other married a professional harpist who travels the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGDyB_yPmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

30 or 40 women?!?!

Wow, they must be damn fine looking fellows and photograph very well. Are they models?

I tried internet dating recently and had a massive total of three hits in a seven month period. Those three hits led to one date - and the girl turned out to be a bitch who “didn’t like the look of me” and left the restaurant before dessert was even served.

So much for personality being important.

That happened to a friend of mine. A lot of people are superficial bullshitters, who claim looks don’t matter.

I’d bet a thousand dollars that if you created two fake dating accounts, one with an not so good looking guy with a great personality and one with a good looking guy with a douchie personality, the good looking guy would get a ton more action… granted he’d probably attract like minded douchebags, but it just shows the truth. Looks matter the most to people.

Me personally, as long as you’re not buttfuck ugly its a green light.

OK, I just finished counting. I have 768 cds and 251 vinyl lps. Boy am I tired.

Anyone else amass quite a collection here?

I counted a couple of years back and at the time I had 4,573 cd’s and 2,008 pieces of vinyl…in the 90s my collecting bordered on obsession,as you can see…

^

That fucking rules! You should get together with Olsen. The two of you could compare collections for hours! <makes snide, cryptic reference to size of record collection being inversely proportionate to size of manhood>

[:)]

Damn, I thought I had a big collection. I have about 1000, combined with my wife maybe 17-1800.
Late,
grmpysmrf

I had over 900 last time I counted
That was over a year ago
Move too much
Trust too much
Possessions are evil …

Native Americans can’t handle their booze
They will attempt to molest you
Lesbians make for mediocre sex…

When I renovated earlier this year, I took all my cds and lps off the shelf and out of the cupboard and loosely counted them as I put them back.

I had something like 920 cds and around 800 - 820 lps.

And I didn’t include singles.

But I counted box sets as “1” item and I rarely ever buy bargain box cds, most of it is quality stuff not just junk that I bought for $5 and tossed aside after just one listen.

Lesbians make for mediocre sex…

ya’ think?

how into it would you be if somebody your weren’t even remotely sexually attracted to was fucking you?

Late,
grmpysmrf