Was listening to Burning Inside this morning, kept hearing Bernie Inside. New campaign song?
BERNIE INSIDE should also be a porno title.
Was listening to Burning Inside this morning, kept hearing Bernie Inside. New campaign song?
I would take a crack at some parody lyrics; but I think I’m already on thin ice for having re-written “Reload” as the Home Depot theme, “Stigmata” as a Sprite jingle, and “So What” for a Pizza Hut commercial.
http://grmpysmrf.allrespect.com/collection/
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“hello, excuse me, I’d like to buy some heavy metal cassette tapes please”
Yes is this for you?
“hello, yes. I am listening in here. I shop here often and price is cheap”
Then what can I do for you?
“Heavy metal cassette tapes yes at all different prices. Do you speak my language?”
Yes. We are open for business.
“Hi then. Yes for my pleasure I am shopping with my family and my wife is buying frozen yoghurt to enjoy later. What is it you said about heavy metal cassette.”
Sir. Can I interest you in my daughter?
“Yes. Heavy metal cassette tapes for me. Do you have brands? Do you have cheap bargains for my attention? Judas Priest? Warrior? Scorpions please I have cash in both my pockets.”
Yes. For all ranges. I can think of an answer. Also my daughter’s pussy.
“Thank you. I will shop here til I am busy next week. Is there a printed advertisement.”
Our wares will speak for themselves.
“We are in agreement then. Heavy metal cassette did you say?”
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“hello, excuse me, I’d like to buy some heavy metal cassette tapes please”
Yes is this for you?
“hello, yes. I am listening in here. I shop here often and price is cheap”
Then what can I do for you?
“Heavy metal cassette tapes yes at all different prices. Do you speak my language?”
Yes. We are open for business.
“Hi then. Yes for my pleasure I am shopping with my family and my wife is buying frozen yoghurt to enjoy later. What is it you said about heavy metal cassette.”
Sir. Can I interest you in my daughter?
“Yes. Heavy metal cassette tapes for me. Do you have brands? Do you have cheap bargains for my attention? Judas Priest? Warrior? Scorpions please I have cash in both my pockets.”
Yes. For all ranges. I can think of an answer. Also my daughter’s pussy.
“Thank you. I will shop here til I am busy next week. Is there a printed advertisement.”
Our wares will speak for themselves.
“We are in agreement then. Heavy metal cassette did you say?”
And here I thought you had grown up and started posting only under dildo account. [:|]
That wasn’t even vaguely entertaining or amusing. I was hoping for another good Gunnar / Smurf sex scene or something or . . . . shit, anything.
I’ll have to look up Warrior. They sound like they might be pretty good.
How come you don’t use Discogs, grmp? It’s way easier as far as exporting your collection and so forth, plus they have a used sellers market on there!
How come you don’t use Discogs, grmp? It’s way easier as far as exporting your collection and so forth, plus they have a used sellers market on there!
I had honestly forgotten about that list site. I think peligro suggested i use that site waaaaay back in the day, either that or i stumbled on it looking for ministry boots and decided to contribute. I cant be too sure right now. I use discogs quite a bit now. But i never got around to putting my list up. My list on discogs is basically my ministry collection and whatever other things ive bought on discogs (mostly heather nova) that automatically adds to your list when you buy stuff. Im not grmpysmrf on discogs though
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“hello, excuse me, I’d like to buy some heavy metal cassette tapes please”
Yes is this for you?
“hello, yes. I am listening in here. I shop here often and price is cheap”
Then what can I do for you?
“Heavy metal cassette tapes yes at all different prices. Do you speak my language?”
Yes. We are open for business.
“Hi then. Yes for my pleasure I am shopping with my family and my wife is buying frozen yoghurt to enjoy later. What is it you said about heavy metal cassette.”
Sir. Can I interest you in my daughter?
“Yes. Heavy metal cassette tapes for me. Do you have brands? Do you have cheap bargains for my attention? Judas Priest? Warrior? Scorpions please I have cash in both my pockets.”
Yes. For all ranges. I can think of an answer. Also my daughter’s pussy.
“Thank you. I will shop here til I am busy next week. Is there a printed advertisement.”
Our wares will speak for themselves.
“We are in agreement then. Heavy metal cassette did you say?”
And here I thought you had grown up and started posting only under dildo account. [:|][/reply]
Lol. [laugh][crazy]
…
- Savatage - Streets: A Rock Opera
- Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Rising Force - Rising Force
- Virgin Steele - Noble Savage
- Metal Church - Blessing In Disguise
- Cinderella - Long Cold Winter
- 220 Volt - Young And Wild
- Victory - Hungry Hearts
- L.A Guns - Cocked and Loaded
- Various Artists - Scandinavian Metal Attack
- Vicious Rumours - Welcome To the Ball
- Thor - Only The Strong
- Motley Crue- Theatre Of Pain
- Keel - The Right To Rock
- Kingdom Come - Kingdom Come
- Raven - The Pack Is Back
…
…
Grmpy: Hello,you’re open?
Gunnar: Yes please. I’ll get this broken glass fixed one of these days. At my request? I was just…oh hang on.
Grmpy: I know what you mean. Yeah I’ll wait. Anyway, hey that’s some hat you’re wearing.
Gunnar: I’m not…oh this is so embarrassing. Yes I was up most of the night.
Grmpy: Did you get my email. I had my assistant run through it earlier. She’s married with kids you know but we still…you know?
Gunnar: Yeah. Shit that was long. I saw you coming and though the worst. You still working with…?
Grmpy: Oh no. No. Not since my hands bled. I was covered and then…but this shit just happens you know? I’m glad I have good relatives who are understand. Kind as such.
Gunnar: The Jesus ones?
Grmpy: Yeah. Say…do you like sausage…?
Gunnar: Tits.
Grmpy: No. Wait. You were wearing a hat. And fuck, I asked you about sausage…
<to be continued>
…
- Savatage - Streets: A Rock Opera
- Yngwie J. Malmsteen’s Rising Force - Rising Force
- Virgin Steele - Noble Savage
- Metal Church - Blessing In Disguise
- Cinderella - Long Cold Winter
- 220 Volt - Young And Wild
- Victory - Hungry Hearts
- L.A Guns - Cocked and Loaded
- Various Artists - Scandinavian Metal Attack
- Vicious Rumours - Welcome To the Ball
- Thor - Only The Strong
- Motley Crue- Theatre Of Pain
- Keel - The Right To Rock
- Kingdom Come - Kingdom Come
- Raven - The Pack Is Back
Is that supposed to be my playlist or yours?
I own zero of those albums. And many of them I don’t even know who they are.
I do own one Yngwie album (“Marching Out”).
One Cinderella album as well (“Night Songs”).
And a Motley Crue “Greatest Hits” album (I think it is called “Decade of Decadence”).
Gunnar: Tits.
Yep. Tits.
Honestly this is the only part of your little play that I could even follow. You’re going to have to try to make these at least somewhat interesting if you want me to keep reading them, though. They’re getting painfully numbing to even read.
Never knew Corey could scream like that…was pretty cool to watch:
Painkiller
[url “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ
I’m giving Van Halen III another go tonight. Weird office vibes happening over here. [:P]
Never knew Corey could scream like that…was pretty cool to watch:
Painkiller
[url “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ
Aw man,I guess you haven’t seen Living Colour over the years…he has been screaming like that for decades…
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A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
They can’t even get the name of the city they’re playing in right?!? What a bunch of over cooked dicks!! Dumbass rockstars playing dumbass music for dumbasses.
BOGANS!!
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“Excuse me sir, I believe my radiator is leaking coolant and my crankshaft is off kilter. Can you take a look, sir and I will go get a coffee and wait for you. I will wait for you while I drink my coffee and you look at my crankshaft”.
HA! Fuck-o.
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A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
They can’t even get the name of the city they’re playing in right?!? What a bunch of over cooked dicks!! Dumbass rockstars playing dumbass music for dumbasses.
BOGANS!!
[:|]
Well, as an australian you can take that one of two ways… Australia just isnt that important or perhaps an overly tired band hand was on the intro mic. Really the band had nothing to do with it. Still mad theyre 60 year old has beens selling out stadiums and youre still busking on the street for nickels? Youre easily just jealous, its as obvious as your bazillion accounts here.
I couldn’t give two shits what city a band calls out if they put up a solid show, and, while I consider myself a casual fan at best, they absolutely KILLED it when I saw them in Vegas last year.
Now . . . getting torqued up about a band you supposedly don’t care about getting the name of the city wrong . . .
[reply]Never knew Corey could scream like that…was pretty cool to watch:
Painkiller
[url “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiWjekitcQ
Aw man,I guess you haven’t seen Living Colour over the years…he has been screaming like that for decades…[/reply]
Damn! I wouldn’t mind hearing him do some more Priest material (with lyrics a little better practiced, obviously, hahaha).
In other news, Judas Priestess is an amazing tribute. Great talent from hot babes. I especially love their front gal (Militia).
I’m a bit of an aficionado of female tribute bands, though, hahaha. Iron Maidens, PRISS, AC/DShe, Bitchfits . . . . I love 'em all.