Every time one of these new Apple thingies come out the nerds line up. I live right next to a nice outdoor mall and there’s an Apple store there. It’s INSANE when I drive to work on a debut day and see these idiots circled down and around the entire mall.
And when Steve Jobs died there were nerd mourners out in front of the store and writing notes of hope or some crap on Post-its and sticking them on the window / doors.
I had already decided (another story for another time) that I HATED Steve Jobs and wanted him dead before he even died so when I saw this sight I just couldn’t help myself. I stuck my head out the window and screamed at them. “Your god is dead, Nerds! Steve Jobs is DEAD!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!”
But mostly I just shake my head disgustedly and scowl at them all.
I’m reading this after a strange day/night of watching Jeff Goldblum’s awesomeness in Deep Cover, strange calls from this crazy bitch I occasionally fuck and the deadbeat father of her kid calling me for who the fuck knows what, and not to mention finding out a chick I’ve a little infatuation with for the last 7 years is on the path to becoming full on lesbian.
Add on the strange familiarity of the house and overall area I live now live in, my “mental issues” getting “worse,” and realizing I still can lay it down in the bedroom during a pre-bday orgy, all I can say is…
Life is officially exciting again! Thank you very much, Gunnar for helping me cap off the past 12 hours.
Looks like a shitty front cover for one of those embarrassingly cheese filled Christian novels - the ones where little kids in Bible Belt USA fall off barn roofs and after being revived claim to have seen god and sat on jesus’ lap and played catch ball with dear old departed grandpa.
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