The Real Truth about Ministry and Milli Vanilli

Ministry was cool but they never had three black back-up singers swaying and clapping their hands. You can be good without them but to be a great band you need them.

Milli Vanilli had some singers that didn’t sing. But someone was making the music and singing the songs and it was awesome. They had swaying and clapping black girls.

Both Milli Vanilli and Ministry have cult status but Milli Vanilli will live on longer.

More real than Al at the moment.

Plus Rob and Fab’s dreads are their own hair.

Ministry was cool but they never had three black back-up singers swaying and clapping their hands. You can be good without them but to be a great band you need them.

Milli Vanilli had some singers that didn’t sing. But someone was making the music and singing the songs and it was awesome. They had swaying and clapping black girls.

Both Milli Vanilli and Ministry have cult status but Milli Vanilli will live on longer.

i beg to differ! i’'ve seen early ministry footage (with sympathy era) where they had a couple backup black female singers! ask wemp!

the real comparison is al currently TRYING to sing.

He’s either forgotten how, or he’s trying hard to please the kids while sounding like their dirty old uncle al. He’s still grampa jourgensen to me. If he doesn’t sing on Friend of the Devil…meh. But knowing him, he’ll scream on that entire album.

the real comparison is al currently TRYING to sing.

Oh, your husband does that too. It’s cute. The difference being Al actually could at one point.

Heh.
Milli is already dead. Or maybe Vanilli is. I could never tell the difference.
If only they’d come out today - they wouldn’t need to lip-synch because someone would just autotune the shit out of their real voices.

Auto-tune doesn’t work that way. They would still have to lip synch.

I meant in the studio. I suppose technically they didn’t lip-synch in the studio. That would be silly. They just had someone else record for them. Probably didn’t even have to show up for sessions.

Lip synching in the studio would be EPIC!

Or should I say EPIXXX!

paul loved the pictures. thanks.

This is the best thing you have ever done. [shocked]

Al, you know it’s- Al, you know it’s- Al, you know it’s-

The only difference between Al and Milli Vanilli is that MV won a grammy and had it taken away from them. Al’s had more nominations but never won a grammy. So I guess all Al can do is blame it on the rain.

I guarantee “Blame It On the Rain” and “Girl You Know It’s True” sold more copies than Al’s last 13 records combined.

I guarantee “Blame It On the Rain” and “Girl You Know It’s True” sold more copies than Al’s last 13 records combined.

Yeah for sure…which is why I was puzzled when Al was yelling out how he’d sold millions of records since the departure of Paul & co???

Maybe the Bush albums sold more than DSotS and Animositisomina.
They sure as hell didn’t sell better than Psalm 69.

Is there any source where we can see comparative album sales, other than from Al’s imagination? I remember Dark Side didn’t shift too many units and I’d guess Animositisomina did worse. According to Billboard placings Dark Side did better than Rio Grande Blood and Last Sucker. Animositisomina did worse though.

Maybe it was Animositisomina’s no sales that inspired Al to try and sell out.