The Most Devastating & Hard Hitting Toilet Graffiti Ever!!

Discussion
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Juan’s girlfriend was absolutely BURSTING to use the toilet the other day while her, her mother and myself were cruising the coastal towns of the Scottish Highlands on a day out. Anyway we ended up pulling into the charming seaside town of Buckie…upon rushing in and taking her seat on the Buckie public toilet she noticed the most brutal public toilet graffiti ever.

Now we all know you already feel self conscious and vulnerable enough when forced to use a public toilet…so you can imagine my girlfriend’s horror when she looked up on the toliet door and noticed this…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Sick!

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Somewhere in Buckie is a genius.

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Don’t know why that is so hard hitting.
Who cares?
Actually, I was expecting a clever rhyme or something… I’m a bit disappointed.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Scottish people aren’t known for their highly developed senses of humor.

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Frankie Boyle has the best autobiography title though:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Shit-Life-So-Far/dp/0007324510/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279661139&sr=8-1

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Scottish people aren’t known for their highly developed senses of humor.

I don’t know, Connelly is pretty funny… Although, perhaps, it’s the Americanized part of him that’s getting the giggles?
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Don’t know why that is so hard hitting.
Who cares?
Actually, I was expecting a clever rhyme or something… I’m a bit disappointed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Buckie doesn’t have clever rhymers…just bad-ass writers!

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Best three instances of restroom graffiti I’ve ever seen:

I. Some rest stop in Central Maine: “99% of people who read bathroom graffiti are latent homosexuals.”

II. I totally forget where I saw this… Scrawled on one of those seat cover dispensers: “FREE COWBOY HATS!”

III. In some condemned building I was snooping around in here in town a few years back, written above a shit-filled, nonfunctional toilet (in shit, nonetheless): “I’m masterbating (sic) your shit.”

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Best three instances of restroom graffiti I’ve ever seen:

I. Some rest stop in Central Maine: “99% of people who read bathroom graffiti are latent homosexuals.”

II. I totally forget where I saw this… Scrawled on one of those seat cover dispensers: “FREE COWBOY HATS!”

III. In some condemned building I was snooping around in here in town a few years back, written above a shit-filled, nonfunctional toilet (in shit, nonetheless): “I’m masterbating (sic) your shit.”

Very worthy!
II being the funniest and
III being the most disgusting!
Late,
grmpysmrf

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They’re not as good as “Yi Poopy Cunt”.

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They’re not as good as “Yi Poopy Cunt”.

no, no, rest assured, they’re better!
Late,
grmpysmrf

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I always liked the ones where you cross out certain letters on the air hand dryer.

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[reply]They’re not as good as “Yi Poopy Cunt”.

no, no, rest assured, they’re better!
[/reply]

Yi Poopy Cunt OWNS Cowboy Hats and Masterbating Poops.

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[reply][reply]They’re not as good as “Yi Poopy Cunt”.

no, no, rest assured, they’re better!
[/reply]

Yi Poopy Cunt OWNS Cowboy Hats and Masterbating Poops.[/reply]
It’s just an illusion of ownership! Really, it’s the reflection of cowboy hats and masturbated poops being given off that is dealing the Pwnage!
Late,
grmpysmrf

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What the naysayers may not be taking into consideration is the accent that ‘Yi Poopy Cunt’ is meant to be heard in. When you add that flavour to it, it becomes more devastating.