Discuss and / or post links to all things Henry Rollins.
Cos he’s so funny.
Discuss and / or post links to all things Henry Rollins.
Cos he’s so funny.
The first show I ever paid to see was Rollins Band, Helmet, and Sausage.
That’s nice but I was after links or posts on why he is so (unintentionally?) hilarious.
“You!! Yes YOU!! Over there!! You’re doing it wrong!! That’s right. You’re DOING IT WRONG, pal. And I’m going to point out very succintly what it was that you were doing and then proceed to instruct you on how it should have been done. Man, guys like you would’ve been eaten alive at a Black Flag gig”
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Henry signs a bomb.
Late,
grmpysmrf
He’s funny as hell… I like him so much better in his past 10yrs or so when he’s not taking himself so seriously. Henry came to my hometown last year on his spoken word tour, but I wasn’t down with just standing up and listening to a guy speak for a few hours with no seating… I’m getting old I guess…
Met him after a Rollins Band / Corrosion Of Conformity gig back in '89 or '90 or thereabouts.
Jokingly said to him, “Oh Henry, you really need to divulge your brand of shampoo to me. Your hair is so badass. What do you recommend I do with mine? What’s the secret?”.
He stared at me for what seemed like forever, the same way a security guard might eye some dirty punk kid in an upmarket clothes store.
Finally he said “Fella, I recommend you get the fuck out of my face or I’ll introduce my fist to yours”.
Henry Rollins. Telling it like it is since 1981.
I want him to meet Axl Rose.
I want him to meet Axl Rose.
Game over!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Met him after a Rollins Band / Corrosion Of Conformity gig back in '89 or '90 or thereabouts.
Jokingly said to him, “Oh Henry, you really need to divulge your brand of shampoo to me. Your hair is so badass. What do you recommend I do with mine? What’s the secret?”.
He stared at me for what seemed like forever, the same way a security guard might eye some dirty punk kid in an upmarket clothes store.
Finally he said “Fella, I recommend you get the fuck out of my face or I’ll introduce my fist to yours”.
Henry Rollins. Telling it like it is since 1981.
lol, what a dick. you should have goaded him on, so he could have punched you, and then you could have sued him :D.
HAHAHA!!! I love bustin’ celebrities’ balls.
My buddy asked Jello (after one of his spoken word thingies). “Hey, Jello. Will you sign my dick?” He was caught off guard a bit but answered, “Uhhh, I think you can buy a poster at the merch table.”
http://rollinzlulz.blogspot.com/
http://fuckyeahhenryrollins.tumblr.com/post/455678834/tinyfactorygirl-for-keir-lol
http://fuckyeahhenryrollins.tumblr.com/post/455678834/tinyfactorygirl-for-keir-lol
is that a tranny? lol
Rollins is a tool.
he really is.
Rollins is a self-important windbag, but at least he’s not boring. He hates a lot of the same stuff I hate. I like people that hate a lot of stuff.
I’d like Jourgensen and Rollins to work together some time. I don’t think they’d make anything worth listening to. I just want to hear Henry later ranting about what it was like working with Al, Angie, and the 13th Planet crew.