TFLN

May or may not be familiar with this site.

Could be good for a larf

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

(419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
(319): Wasn’t she moving abroad?
(419): Are you really going to debate this?

(717): She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast…I’m not sure if that’s the coolest or weirdest thing ever…

Fucking great.