Tattoos

I was in a NYC music store today and asked if the guy knew Ministry…he showed me this:

Every Day He Has a Stupid Tattoo

ZING!!!

I’m thinking I should develop and market body hair combs.

I’m thinking I should develop and market body hair combs.

If Bob Hoskins hadn’t died recently he’d have ordered a few boxes. Robin Williams should be your next port of call though, i think he’d be a valuable client.

Every day is Halloween . . . and he’s going trick-or-treating as a SASQUATCH.

I’m actually kind of repulsed by really hairy arms. Just seeing them is gross enough, but one of my pet peeves that give me full-on dry heaves is when their gross ape arms touch me.

No matter how hot it is, I always bring a long sleeve shirt with me when I travel on busses, planes, trains. There’s nothing worse than when I’m trying to sleep or mind my own business and this damn furbeast rubs against me or makes contact in any way.

In fact, if I ran the world, hairy monsters like that would be legally forced to either get waxed or wear sleeves at all times.

I was in a NYC music store today

Which one?

Why is it that people back in the 70’s were so hairy. You look at the chest hair on some guys in a pic on the net form, say, 1977. Then look at a bunch of chests from dudes in 2014.

No one’s just that hairy any more. Or is it that we wax and shave and shit nowadays??

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I was in a NYC music store today

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Generation Records in the Village.

My wife saw this so I picked it up:

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I go to NYC every few years, stay in the village and spend hours in that store. Picked up Jesu’s Christmas EP there last summer… and Agnostic Front’s live a CBGB on vinyl.

Love that place.

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I was in a NYC music store today

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Generation Records in the Village.[/reply]

I go to NYC every few years, stay in the village and spend hours in that store.

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I could totally see that happening. They have a ton of cool stuff.