Thanks, y’all, for introducing me to this dude. He’s got quite a plethora of videos on YouTube . . . and I’ve watched almost all of them.
Anyway, I think he’s brilliant. Yeah, yeah, he puts bricks in yo face. We know. But he does other stuff too.
So, without further ado, let me kick this off with what is, without competition, the greatest music video ever made featuring the best song ever made. Ever.
Please enjoy the magic that is . . . .
MOLLY CYRUS
Thanks, y’all, for introducing me to this dude. He’s got quite a plethora of videos on YouTube . . . and I’ve watched almost all of them.
Anyway, I think he’s brilliant. Yeah, yeah, he puts bricks in yo face. We know. But he does other stuff too.
So, without further ado, let me kick this off with what is, without competition, the greatest music video ever made featuring the best song ever made. Ever.
Please enjoy the magic that is . . . .
MOLLY CYRUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
Yeah I’m starting to regret putting this guy in the ‘songs that piss you off’ thread. I mean, I think the content’s imbecilic, but after the initial irritation wears off it is pretty damned hysterical.
And it’s genuinely educational. I didn’t know that “putting cocaine in your ass” could make it numb, as he says here. Reminds me of the old Richard Pryor routine where he said “my dick had a jones” after somebody advised him to put coke on it.
Yeah that’s the one I mentioned in the other thread…Molly Cyrus hahah…fucking Miami guys,man…this dude is always around when shit is going on in Miami Beach…it’s easy to notice him…he is the one with STITCHES TATTOOED ON HIS FACE!!!
I imagine a lady from “Fargo” trying to answer questions about STITCHES to the police after some trouble . . .
Oh, Geez. Well I guess he was pretty tall, eh."
“And?”
“Well he was a bit of a big boy. Kinda thick, ya know?”
“Ma’am, is there anything unique or funny you remember about the man?”
“Oh, I suppose he was a little bit funny looking, yes. Perhaps in more or less a general sort of way.”
“Please, Ma’am! As much detail as you can remember, no matter how small or trivial you think it is.”
“Oh, okay then. I don’t really know if this helps but there was something about his face that I thought was perhaps a bit unusual.”
“Which was?”
“Well, the sides of his head were shaved so he had a little tufty Mohawk and he had tattoos on the sides of his head too. And also, I don’t know if this is relevant but he also had solid platinum teeth, stitches tattooed from the corners of his mouth, and assault rifles tattooed on his cheeks. I’m so sorry I can’t remember more, Officer. Everything happened so fast, you know, with the bricks in my face and the Molly and the cocaine in my aaaasss.”
Yeah that’s the one I mentioned in the other thread…Molly Cyrus hahah…fucking Miami guys,man…this dude is always around when shit is going on in Miami Beach…it’s easy to notice him…he is the one with STITCHES TATTOOED ON HIS FACE!!!
That, and he’s the one leisurely strolling around with an assault rifle that still has a bi-pod mounted on its barrel, for some reason. I mean, just a regular assault rifle should be enough, but it’s like this guy’s preparing to dig in for a day-long siege…does he also have some sandbags in the trunk of his car for setting up a little firing ‘nest’ around the gun?
Hey, what am I even saying here…dude’s got “extendos.” Extendos!!! Of COURSE he’s prepared for World War III.
What are extendos and where can I get some? Sounds like some pill that I get spam for all the time in my email.
“Extendos 4 long b o n e r power give her JOY @ll night long 24/7 $3x!!!”
I love in that song when he says :Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus/I’m your daddy now"…
That video was shot in a place on the outskirts of Miami called Overtown…not far from the Pork and Beans projects which is basically the roughest hood in Miami…a lot of people go in there and don’t come out…fun place…
I love in that song when he says :Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus/I’m your daddy now"…
That video was shot in a place on the outskirts of Miami called Overtown…not far from the Pork and Beans projects which is basically the roughest hood in Miami…a lot of people go in there and don’t come out…fun place…
Is the local consensus there that the guy does indeed have big-time drug connections, and that he goes in and out of hoods like that without fearing for his life? Or do people consider him to be a fabrication of some kind?
There’s a Miami newspaper article linked from his wiki page that questions the “authenticity” of ol’ boy’s back story, but it’s another of these annoying pay sites that won’t let me read it (I know there are ways around that but I’ve been too busy to conduct proper Stitches research).
In the Internet age it is really hard to play the fake back story card for long without people calling you on your shit. I’m guessing he has legit thug roots, but I think “selling dime bags in the alley” could well make you the heir apparent to Scarface and Pablo Escobar once the story gets “rappified”.
I’ve had that Molly song stuck in my head all day. I certainly don’t think he’s any musical genius or innovator, but I am definitely going to be obsessed with this dude for a while.
He comes from a middle/slightly upper class broken family…his father was an insurance broker if memory serves…but he definitely sold drugs to support himself and his music career…I remember hearing about him before his rise in popularity…he was always good about getting his name out there and was spoken about in underground Miami hip hop circles…I think it is safe to say that if you tattoo the actual word ‘Cocaine’ on your face that it is likely you have had some dealing with said drug haha…the fucking guy is a hoot…now I have Molly Cyrus on a loop in my head…
“Ima put cocaine in yo ass!!!”
He comes from a middle/slightly upper class broken family…his father was an insurance broker if memory serves…but he definitely sold drugs to support himself and his music career…I remember hearing about him before his rise in popularity…he was always good about getting his name out there and was spoken about in underground Miami hip hop circles…I think it is safe to say that if you tattoo the actual word ‘Cocaine’ on your face that it is likely you have had some dealing with said drug haha…the fucking guy is a hoot…now I have Molly Cyrus on a loop in my head…
“Ima put cocaine in yo ass!!!”
I watched a bunch of “Black Mirror” episodes the other night after we got done discussing this, and I swear all night long I was having nightmares in which my memory gets uploaded into some virtual world in which “Brick In Yo Face” is pretty much the only soundtrack available.
That also gave me a great idea for a movie sequel…maybe “The Cell, Re-Loaded” in which Jennifer Lopez has to go deep within the recesses of Stitches’ mind in order to prevent the cocaine deal of the century (J-Lo does after all get a shout out in “Molly Cyrus”). I need to pitch this to Tarsem Singh immediately.
HAHAHA!!!
Let me just say that “Addicted” is a bit lazy.
He basically just raps over Metallica’s “Unforgiven”.
Not gonna lie, though.
I still like it.
Give me some drugs and some more AMMUNATION!!!
Warning: May cause seasickness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H09h6Z8FLOo
This is kind of the meaning of life, yo . . .
FUCK A JOB!!!
That was some interesting stuff.
It’s all incredible.
It’s completely terrible . . . yet I’m totally drawn to it.