Stephen Hawking doesn't have ALS

the dude is an Alien and he is suffering from Earth Gravity Sickness. That’s just my theory of course but come on!!! ALS suffers live 5 years tops and he lives 40!!??? that’s crazy! the Earth Gravity Sickness just looks like ALS and all of his doctors are in on it cause the Government told them not to tell that he’s an alien so they don’t!
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He was great on that Pink Floyd song.

1002

He was great on that Pink Floyd song.

1002

That song’s what made him famous right?

[reply]He was great on that Pink Floyd song.

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That song’s what made him famous right?[/reply]

…what song?

… The fuck?

[reply][reply]He was great on that Pink Floyd song.

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That song’s what made him famous right?[/reply]

…what song?[/reply]

“Keep Talking”, from The Division Bell (1994)

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“For millions of years mankind lived just like animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. We learned to talk”

I wonder how much he got for that.

I also wonder if the ‘ordering pints using his voice when the barman’s back is turned’ trick work.

Only one way to find out…

[reply][reply][reply]He was great on that Pink Floyd song.

1002

That song’s what made him famous right?[/reply]

…what song?[/reply]

“Keep Talking”, from The Division Bell (1994)

Well no wonder I didn’t know! Heh. I kinda pass off the post-waters material.

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“For millions of years mankind lived just like animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. We learned to talk”

I wonder how much he got for that.

It’s actually a sample from a commercial he did, so maybe not as much as you might think.