Seriously,dude…Jesus fucking Christ…lean times…
I liked it better when my city was burning down than people were talking about Static-X.
I would rather pour hot sauce in my dick hole than listen to or talk about Static X…
You guys are funny. Would you like a song by song review of Static-X’s first album?
^ No, but I’d like a song-by-song deletion of Static-X from existing in the Universe if you’re taking requests.
That is some funny shit…the Macho Man approves from beyond in that great wrasslin ring in the sky…
“Welllll, first I’m gonna take yer Static-X CD, yeeeaaaahhhh!!! Then I’m gonna smash it over yer head, ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!!! And then, I’m gonna make you eeeeeeeeat it! OOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Static Xcrement. Browsing through the 6(!) other albums, I have no idea why I expected/hoped for something more musically interesting than their previous efforts with this “comeback”. Talk about sticking to a formula!
I went back and gave Static-X another shot. Eh. Honestly? The music reminds me of Ministry but the vocals are totally Front 242. (I’m gonna get stabbed for saying that, prob.)
Never got into them, or the nu metal scene in general. It was a genre that quickly dated itself.
Wayne was a talented guy though. He did some new wave stuff in the 80s and worked with the 8 1/2 guys, whom Al produced. (Still can’t wait to hear that album, the snippets were really cool)
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Oh AH AH AH GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!
I’m actually digging that DEEP BLUE DREAM cut. Very 80’s post-punk/ deathrock, haha. Cool shit. If he’d have just stuck to that vein I might have become a fan, haha.