So, You're Dying to Ask Al a Question -- Do it tonight!!!

I’ll take that as a yes!

You’re mostly right, though. My ex-girlfriend was attracted to me for about two months. Then she dumped me to chase after an autistic rich boy.

Nevermind that guy -woman, sounds like Mishella and Al have some very intersting history together

What’s a guy-woman? Is that like a she-male?

Didn’t mean to upset anyone. If you read my introduction thread you will see that I did, indeed meet him. I do not think he will remember me as a person, I was one of probably 500 chicks who hooked up with him. Just wonder how many of those chicks he puked on while fucking her and then finshed. I’m not saying we “knew” each other or had a history at all. I can guarantee he would NOT remember me. I’m just some chick.

I love how people call in who met Al or who played in a band that opened for him or something and want him to remember who they were. He just shuts 'em down everytime, “I dunno who the fuck you arrrrr!!!”

Yikes now I’m fuckin glad I wasn’t around for this.

Didn’t mean to upset anyone. If you read my introduction thread you will see that I did, indeed meet him. I do not think he will remember me as a person, I was one of probably 500 chicks who hooked up with him. Just wonder how many of those chicks he puked on while fucking her and then finshed. I’m not saying we “knew” each other or had a history at all. I can guarantee he would NOT remember me. I’m just some chick.

That’s good stuff

Just to interrupt all this talk of Al sucking black women’s dicks, i just listened to Hail To His Majesty and
Punch In The Face again, i’m pretty fucking impressed, especially with Punch In The Face, it’s the kind of crazy Ministry that i enjoy. It’s pretty demented, hahaha.

That’s why people join these message boards and bands…for the groupie stories and other naughty stuff…

This board has become full of very weird estrogen lately. I think someone is pulling a fast one on us. But, at the least, it is pretty interesting. Feels kind of like watching the ending of Fight Club.

Oh snap. I assume you are talking about me.

This board has become full of very weird estrogen lately. I think someone is pulling a fast one on us. But, at the least, it is pretty interesting. Feels kind of like watching the ending of Fight Club.

[laugh]

Oh snap. I assume you are talking about me.

Don’t worry, Mishella. With the exception of a crazy 200 year old seahag who continues to re-birth herself like a Phoenix from her own bonfire of self-destruction, there simply has NOT been any ladyfolk here for a mega long time.

So, yeah, when a female wanders into our little sausage party, things get a little weird.

It’s good weird, though. Please, stick around.

I didn’t know that Carolyn Dukeshire posted here.

I didn’t know that Carolyn Dukeshire posted here.

Was she on “Dukes of Hazzard”?

Except there is no ending.

I have a very mild case of OCD mixed with panic disorder and maybe a very tiny pinch of Asperger’s to round out the mix, but I absolutely do not have multiple personality disorder.

The other women left this place long ago.

Except there is no ending.

I have a very mild case of OCD mixed with panic disorder and maybe a very tiny pinch of Asperger’s to round out the mix, but I absolutely do not have multiple personality disorder.

The other women left this place long ago.

I wasn’t referring to you, Mooney. Sorry if I was unclear. And yeah, props to you for being the only gal that has consistently remained here.

[reply]I didn’t know that Carolyn Dukeshire posted here.

Was she on “Dukes of Hazzard”?[/reply]

She might as well have been. Dukeshire’s some crazy woman from Florida who shot and killed a man about six months ago because he wouldn’t give her a beer. Her local nickname was " the Sea Hag."

[reply][reply]I didn’t know that Carolyn Dukeshire posted here.

Was she on “Dukes of Hazzard”?[/reply]

She might as well have been. Dukeshire’s some crazy woman from Florida who shot and killed a man about six months ago because he wouldn’t give her a beer. Her local nickname was " the Sea Hag."[/reply]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Florida. Of course.

I’m gonna have to side with her, though.
Just give her a damn beer, Dude.

[reply]The other women left this place long ago.

I wasn’t referring to you, Mooney. Sorry if I was unclear. And yeah, props to you for being the only gal that has consistently remained here.[/reply]

I knew. No worries.

There is kind of a “the first single girl to enter our bar of sausage” vibe going on here ha! Actually i’ve heard a few songs through the making of vids etc. It sounds like ministry actually tried onn this one.I bet the new programmer had alot to do with this, they’ve used the same guy from rio-relaspe to do there programming.This new guy is Much better it seems

[reply][reply][reply][reply]What would you have asked him?

If he remembered throwing up on me in a Howard Johnson’s motel in Orlando. lol[/reply]

Did you and Al have sex, Mishella?[/reply]

Did you ever have sex with Al, BigMama? You kind of sound like a bitter ex.[/reply]

You sound and look like someone no one would be attracted to[/reply]

POT CALLING KETTLE…

Hey, BigMama, your username reminded me of something. My uncle once had a stray cat he named “Big Mama.” He named her that, because she kept getting pregnant, right? Well, after each litter of kittens, she would proceed to grow rounder… and rounder… and rounder… and rounder… and, well, you get the idea. Did the same thing happen to you? Just curious.

My mom had this cat that would fart super loud while shitting. I didn’t know cats could fart until I was watching T.V. or something and I heard the cat ripping ass like a maniac in the catbox. Kinda blew my mind because I thought butt-cheeks were a necessity when farting.

This is what this thread has become and this is what it deserves right now.