Hail to his majesty is fuckin’ awesome!! (I mean it’s a pretty good song)
based on this song I’m so ready for this album to come out.
Sanaz is smart to pump her tits up mega huge, it takes the emphasis away from her face and her annoying voice.
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]Sin does a pretty good job as host.
Yeah, Sanaz, uhm, not so much. She’s not too smart and not a good on-air presence/personality. She didn’t even know that books could be signed and sent though the mail. She seems more interested in promotions, being a spokes model, and being a groupie. It’s obvious that she has no clue.
Sanaz seems like a rather typical Persian Princess - albeit one wears Lip Service and Red Chapter instead of Dolce & Gabbana and Armani. Not sure what’s up the Cruella de Vil hair, though.[/reply]
Come on, Homegirl, you know how this crap works . . . . she rocked it one time back in 1996 or something and some people made mention of it and then it became “her thing” which she simply will not quit on now despite it looking sad and pathetic.
In 1996 she probably looked like a cute 26 year old vixen with an iconoclastic skunk hair thingy that seemed edgy and cool, evoking the essence of Lily Munster. Now she just looks like Lily Munster . . . in 2013. She’s not all that attractive. Certainly not enough to warrant giving her a radio spot despite her complete lack of talent and charisma.
If kissing ass is a talent I guess she gets some credit, but that’s about it for her portfolio. She was embarrassing.
I am bewildered and kind of flattered that he is devoting so much attention to someone who left the band over 20 years ago, yup: 1993
is when we parted ways…
Hail To His Majesty: starts at 00:22
Punch In The Face: starts at 58:48
They’re different, but they’re not really good. Good Ministry songs don’t have lyrics like “Don’t fucking care care at all, 'cause I’m AL FUCKING JOURGENSEN! Parasites! You fucking suuuuuuuck!!!”
It reminded me of one of those dumb Affliction shirts…
“Uhhh, yeah, could you tattoo my dumb tough forehead to look like a dumb toughguy shirt that tries to look like dumb tattoos on a dumb shirt that’s worn by dumb tough guys that want to look tough? That would be fucking awesome! Thanks.”
The best part about the radio show with Al was the repeated references that the callers and Sanaz would make of Ministry as a “metal” band. Al would get all pissed off every time and say, “We’re not a metal band!” Then when Sanaz tried to take the authoritative know-it-all high road and correct herself, “Oh, right, I know. I mean Industrial!” He snapped, “WE’RE NOT INDUSTRIAL!!!”
Okay, whatever. Ministry is undefinable and can’t be pigeonholed by labels. Yeah, yeah . . . as if every band in the entire world doesn’t say the exact same thing. But lets not forget the fact that the most recently released 4 or 5 or 20 albums were . . . yeah, pretty straight metal. Also, when he was pimping out “Relapse” he told us (after first saying it was “one of the Top50 albums of all time”) that “Relapse” was one of the best all time STONER METAL albums.
I don’t think i’ve ever heard him criticising any woman, apart from his ex-wife in his book. In fairness i didn’t listen to that radio show partly because of the woman you say he laid into - her hosting style and lack of knowledge was annoying in the first few minutes, so i stopped - and mainly because i couldn’t be arsed watching a drunken Al trying to deal with technical problems and generally being a deaf old bastard.
Not sure what you mean about him and a girl from Kittie, very cryptic (agreed with Gunnar, Kittie weren’t very good when i saw them, in my opinion) but 99.99% of the shit-talking i’ve ever heard from him has been about men. I don’t think he’s some mad woman-hater because he doesn’t get along with a particular woman. Anyway, this is apparently the age of equality, both genders can think of people of the opposite sex as assholes without it meaning they hate all women or men.