So When Are You All Going To Visit Australia

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Please discuss.

(Also, they forgot to add :

Poisonous cane toads
Small Minded Redneck Townfolk
Pauline Hanson
People Who Drive Like They Are On Suicide Missions
Really, Really Bad TV Sitcoms
Stinkin Hot Summers

!!)

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You had me at Osment.

See ya soon, Brother!

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How loose are aussie girls??

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How loose are aussie girls??

Pretty disgustingly loose, but I really don’t think we can claim to have the best looking sheilas in the world. We’d be lucky to make top 20. Even that’s pushing it.

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You had me at Osment.

You had me at Iron Maiden.

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Pretty disgustingly loose, but I really don’t think we can claim to have the best looking sheilas in the world. We’d be lucky to make top 20. Even that’s pushing it.

Which is why I’m seeing a Japanese chick.

Top 5 Countries for Best Looking Women:

Brazil
Poland (trust me)
Japan
Spain
Russia

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You had me at NOTHING

Also, top women:

yes to Brazil and Japan. The old Eastern bloc countries are fantastic but I’d lump them into one Soviet bloc instead of differentiating, otherwise we could neglect Latvia:

and Ukraine:

And I’d sub Spain for Italy and add Sweden.

Though I hear Croatia and Serbia are something special too.

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Red back spiders (the black widow’s sister)
Funnel web spiders
Irukandji jellyfish
7 of the top 10 most venomous snakes

Already visited.

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My girlfriend has a friend in Melbourne, so maybe we’ll go there next year.

And I have to say portuguese women are pretty good too.

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I’m liking the placement of Steve Irwin personally…

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[reply]How loose are aussie girls??

Pretty disgustingly loose, but I really don’t think we can claim to have the best looking sheilas in the world. We’d be lucky to make top 20. Even that’s pushing it.[/reply]

Aussie accents are the best, though. They can cover for a lot.

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The stinging jelly fish need to go next to where poisonous snakes currently are. And the giant spiders need to be moved up to just above backpacker murderers.

They also forgot red kangaroos. Those bastards are 6ft tall and will take you apart limb by limb if they feel the need to do so.

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Is the Toecutter still floating around? Or even the Night Rider? Hummungus?

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Zick, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced “NNNNIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTT RRRRIIIIIIDDDDEEEERRRRRR, BABY!!!”

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Kinda hilarious how I mention Australia and you initially react by referencing a 30 year old Mel Gibson film.

That guy hates jews and beats women!!

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Top 5 Countries for Best Looking Women:

Brazil
Poland (trust me)
Japan
Spain
Russia

You could really switch around Poland or Russia with any Eastern Euro country, really. There’s amazing looking women from places like Romania, Slovenia…you name it, they pop up from everywhere, but I’ve seen some killer looks from that region.

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Yes.

I have been to Eastern Europe and indeed, the girls there do rate very highly.

I’d say even Gandhi would walk the streets of some of those cities with a raging boner.

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Is the Toecutter still floating around? Or even the Night Rider? Hummungus?

Toecutter’s still going.

Night Rider’s still unreliable as ever.

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[reply]How loose are aussie girls??

Pretty disgustingly loose, [/reply]

Once they don’t have loose vaginas. Loose vaginas are the worst things ever. Looks like two placentas hanging out.

I dallied with an Aussie girl in the States. She had a great body but had a butterface. Her name started with an M (I’ve once again forgotten it) but needlessly to say I forgot her name at the end of the first night at, let’s just say, a crucial point. So that was a no go. Next week I meet her again and she’s wearing a name tag. That night was all good (and she was grand down under) but I wonder about it since and think it was a bit sad with the whole name tag thing.

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I think that sums up Aussie girls. Great bods, ordinary faces.

Hate to be racist here, but it’s because they’re fucking convict stock. I’ve never dated an Anglo Saxon bird, and if I have, they’ve been half-Asian or European or whatever. There’s plenty of good ones out there, but you’ll be hard pressed to find one that isn’t aware of how good they look and are as equally stuck up for it.

For the most part, they’re plainer than a bag of chips and there’s this almost indescribable nastiness in their expression that is a massive turn off. I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s there.

That being said, I’ll never date an Italian or Slavic woman again. Ever. Absolute headcases.