So it begins...

New research indicates that the beginning of life on earth may have been one giant megaorganism that filled the oceans.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21228404.300-life-began-with-a-planetary-megaorganism.html?full=true

Science, bitches. It’s fucking crazy like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoEOSMTczQc

Old news, man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clark_Ashton_Smith_deities#Ubbo-Sathla

I stand corrected. Cthulu, bitches.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!