In honor of the awesome jonestown joke I thought we needed a pun/silly joke thread.
I saw this ball and it kept getting bigger and bigger and I couldn’t figure out why,
and then it hit me…
I really like sign language,
it comes in handy.
At night I wondered where the sun went
and then it dawned on me.
Late,
grmpysmrf
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent plus Nickelback
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent plus Nickelback
That actually had me lol
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why did the snake’s neighbors hate his piano playing? Because all he knows are scales.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
I was gonna tell you a joke about amnesia but then I forgot it.
What did Adam say when his wife fell out of a tree? Eve’s dropping again.
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Musée d’Orsay, but was caught two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse.”