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KILL IT!
If Seal tours Canada I imagine they will batter him to death. It’s not that they’re racist…it’s just they hate seals…and Seal kind of looks like one.
I’d chuck a spear through his head too, but I really don’t want the NAACP and Greenpeace on my ass in the same week.
Seal has an amazing vocal ability,I just can’t listen to his music…I was thinking he would be much better in a different context…like maybe if he sang with Tackhead or something…but of course that would mean he would be replacing Bernard Fowler and NOBODY can replace Bernard Folwer…
Bark all you want but just remember…when he was fucking Heidi Klum…you weren’t. And never will.
Bark all you want but just remember…when he was fucking Heidi Klum…you weren’t. And never will.
Yeah, well, he can poke all the chicks he wants. He still looks like he washed his face with barbwire and handgrenades.
[reply]Bark all you want but just remember…when he was fucking Heidi Klum…you weren’t. And never will.
Yeah, well, he can poke all the chicks he wants. He still looks like he washed his face with barbwire and handgrenades.[/reply]
^ that.
plus, she isn’t that hot.
If Seal tours Canada I imagine they will batter him to death. It’s not that they’re racist…it’s just they hate seals…and Seal kind of looks like one.
damn canadians.
[reply][reply]Bark all you want but just remember…when he was fucking Heidi Klum…you weren’t. And never will.
Yeah, well, he can poke all the chicks he wants. He still looks like he washed his face with barbwire and handgrenades.[/reply]
^ that.
plus, she isn’t that hot.[/reply]
number 1. if when I was single had I known washing my face with barbed wire and hand grenades would’ve got got me my pick of pretty chicks it would’ve been done. (although I did luck out and marry a pretty one ;))
number 2. I agree with emseaeye. Don’t get me wrong she’s pretty but when your conceitedness outshines you beauty you’re just not that great!
number 3. by that picture i can plainly see seal hasn’t been himself since the divorce.
Late,
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Seal is currently one of the judges on a competition called ‘The Voice’ in Australia.
What happens is some singer gets up, has four musicians (one of the dudes from Good Charlotte and Keith Urban is there as well) listen to them with their backs to them, and then if one of the judges is captivated enough, they push a buzzer, turn around and compete with the other judges who do the same thing to be picked by the singer to be their mentor.
It’s surprisingly good viewing. Peligro and Olsen will strongly disagree with me, though.
But I’m a sucker for that crap.
Oh, and Seal wears yellow nail polish in it and it’s totally gross.
Now that’s a Seal that deserves a good clubbing (mix)